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 Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:53 pm
Mommy peed herself
Man stand away
Mommy angery, again
She points to man
"Mommy?"
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:01 pm
John walks nonchalantly over to 5aMmaP. Having been enjoying himself just moments ago John is slightly offended by Angevin's so bossiness he gives her a slightly offensive look.
"There's no need shout at me, Gov'!! 'Sides there's nothin' wrong with bein' born in a pub. I was born in quite an upstanding lil' Public House, I'll have you know.""Don't worry, yer' mommy's just gonna' pop another person out. Happens all the time, to women anyway."
John hands 5aMmaP a mug of alcohol."Drink it, it'll make ya' queit."((Also, I certainly hope you enjoy messing with me RP Head. XP))
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:04 pm
Angevin was just at the door when she turned
"DON'T GIVE HER THAT!"
She looked down at Jewel.
"You stay with John okay. I'll be back. Bye."
She whinced and exited the pub in hopes of finding help with the diviery of her child.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:14 pm
Sits down at table again
New babysitter?
I miss Sam
"Bye."
Stares up at John
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:15 pm
John looked with disdain at the doorway that the Governor had just exited through."..Hmph..."John looks over to 5aMmaP. He decides it's about time for a lesson in life..."Y'see, kid, there're people in the world who don't like people enjoyin' themselves. They're called the British, the French and the Spanish.
There's also the clergy and the navy.
Yer' mother's neither o' them, so she's a mystery to me."
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:22 pm
"Mommy's a fish. Does that count?"
Sits at attention.
Still didn't learn anything.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:24 pm
John pauses to consider this.
"She's a...fish?"
He takes another moment to think about this statement.
"What the hell has she been tellin' you?!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:29 pm
"Mommy tells me... that I'm a mutt because she's haft French and haft English. She tells me that the English is bad."
Nods in pride.
"I'm not a fish though. Mommy says that's good."
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:37 pm
"She calls ya' a mutt, eh? They used to call me a basterd' 'cause me' parents weren't married when I was conceived...but mutt? That almost sounds judgemental."
He places a friendly arm upon her shoulder.
"But she's right about English, I was never partial to them meself'...now what's this fish business...?"
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:43 pm
"Mommy isn't married. Does that make me a b*****d?"
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:45 pm
"Aye, that's right."
John says casually.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:49 pm
Nods
"Mommy's a b*****d too."
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:55 pm
"Is that righ'?"
Says John, nodding in interest.
"D'ya' happen to know the cause of yer' mothers conception? The result o' some forbidden passion no doubt."
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:02 pm
"Grandpa was a 'great great captain and grandma was stupid'. She died looking for Grandpa. That's why mommy was all alone. But mommy says that she'll never leave me alone and she'll love me just like she never had. Grandpa was a pirate just like Mommy. He thought her everything."
Nice to talk to people
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:11 pm
"I see, so yer' mother's not all that bad...an' yer' Grandma' was stupid, eh? In what way? Was she afflicted mentally or just a bit of a git?
So piracy's a family tradition, eh? I doubt I'd've done so well in my families business. ...Heh heh heh...
He laughs at his own joke, a joke the child is unlikely to understand.
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