Shokushu
You forgot the possibility that our Haru has swapped places with a Haru from some parallel dimension. If it's a dimension where everything is in the fifties we've go two main possibilities- it's either the honest one where the supposed degredation of the last few decades hasn't occurred simple due to luck or it is the secretely sinister possibility where some equivalent of the illuminati have done something radically not-cool and have essentially brainwashed everyone else- I guess we could figure that out if Haru panics when you start talking about parts of the constitution.
Or if it's just the coincidence option we can expose her to modern culture until she has another mental breakdown which ought to re-open the portal or whatever and allow our Haru to come back, after probably leaving scars on the other world that won't heal for decades.
Guess we should get to work- now where did I put that pornography...
Or if it's just the coincidence option we can expose her to modern culture until she has another mental breakdown which ought to re-open the portal or whatever and allow our Haru to come back, after probably leaving scars on the other world that won't heal for decades.
Guess we should get to work- now where did I put that pornography...
Here's some cheesecake to help ease your mine from all that heavy hypothosizing. 3nodding
