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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:25 pm
Cha Choom!
*The Artillery fires the shell leaves with a crack and whistle, the rope tightens, in mere seconds momentum will snatch Vilith Stend into the lower atmosphere.*
eek Good luck man!
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:28 pm
Mike Awesome Cha Choom!*The Artillery fires the shell leaves with a crack and whistle, the rope tightens, in mere seconds momentum will snatch Vilith Stend into the lower atmosphere.* eek Good luck man! YOUR ALL SORRY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!! scream
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Vilith Stend Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:30 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:36 pm
*Flying off in the distance with a boom.*
DAMN CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream
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Vilith Stend Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:27 am
lol I thought for sure someone would help besides me. redface
surprised *Watches Vil become a dot*
Well you don't see that every day. sweatdrop
*Four of the Pirates surge up the stairs and four head for the kitchen. More boats head toward the house, but oddly the last boat holding the Captain and his main liutenants heads toward the WDF, floating in an eery ghostly manner. They watch Vilith fly over head and fire a salute with guns and swig ancient rum from chipped bottles.*
Yo Ho ho and the man is blown away... pirate
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:18 am
*starts digging into his pockets but realizes everything has already flown out of them and he isn't flexable enough to bend his upper body all the way to his feet not to mention it'd be just about impossible at the speed he's going anyway, so he just decides to cross his arms, lay back, and wait for the shell to desecend.*
stare ........... ~Pain....there will be much pain handed out after this.~
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Vilith Stend Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:51 pm
*Starts clocking Pirates with the shovel* Scum! scream oO(The good news is I dug so many holes looking for treasure, there will be a place for the bodies) *Slam, Bang Gong, whack, knocks about four Pirates out as they try and enter the kitchen aided by the narrow door. Unfortunately does'nt hear the Pirates coming in through the back and is mercilessly cracked on the noggin dropping like dead weight face first into the water now filling the kitchen and lower houes with a sploosh.*
2 Down Mateys, Lets have at the lass now! pirate
*A few sadistic fiends high on battle and rum, grab the unawares Mike and shove him very ungently into the oven. Turning the knob to some unconcievable temperature as concerns human safety*
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:55 pm
lilwashu2002 I'll just go hide in my room. domokun ninja *Heavy booted feet sound an echo up the stairs; Bullets fly through the door making perfect holes. Pirates charge the obstruction intent on getting to the would be victim inside.*We're a comin' for ye girly! pirate
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Vilith Stend Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:36 pm
*After picking up several hundred frequent flyer miles and passing by a 747 on the way up Vilith finally starts his descent to the ground, so he holds his hat and gets ready for the nearing explosion.*
sweatdrop .................
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:24 pm
Mike Awesome lilwashu2002 I'll just go hide in my room. domokun ninja *Heavy booted feet sound an echo up the stairs; Bullets fly through the door making perfect holes. Pirates charge the obstruction intent on getting to the would be victim inside.*We're a comin' for ye girly! pirate eek *dives under the bed, looking for her hammer*
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Vilith Stend Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:31 pm
*Starts to see the ground and what he'll be exploading into as he descends a little more and see's his target is a Target.*
lol How Ironic. gonk
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:02 pm
heh ninja *Wakes up cramped as hell and dizzy, smells something burning.*
Lil you left the friggin oven on! scream
*Looks down and snaps his hands off the hot bottom surface leaving a smoke trail* gonk
Holy crap Mikey does'nt like this s**t! stressed
*The Pirates slam the door open and surge into the room screaming and chopping up the bed and kicking the closet door and shooting up the dresser. One sidles over to a corner and thumbs dirty fingers through some manga oO(Ew thems some sick mateys), then pauses, grins and raises up a certain plushy...measuring aim against the neck he draws back his sword.*
Har de har, ye be senteced to death ye blasted doll! pirate
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:04 pm
Vilith Stend *Starts to see the ground and what he'll be exploading into as he descends a little more and see's his target is a Target.* lol How Ironic. gonk *People look up at the whistling noise*
Holy crap it's a pimp bomb! Run for your lives! gonk scream
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:50 am
Mike Awesome heh ninja *Wakes up cramped as hell and dizzy, smells something burning.*
Lil you left the friggin oven on! scream
*Looks down and snaps his hands off the hot bottom surface leaving a smoke trail* gonk
Holy crap Mikey does'nt like this s**t! stressed *The Pirates slam the door open and surge into the room screaming and chopping up the bed and kicking the closet door and shooting up the dresser. One sidles over to a corner and thumbs dirty fingers through some manga oO(Ew thems some sick mateys), then pauses, grins and raises up a certain plushy...measuring aim against the neck he draws back his sword.*Har de har, ye be senteced to death ye blasted doll! pirate eek stare stressed scream *jumps and starts swinging at the pirates' heads like melons on a stick* Get your nasty, greasy hands off that plushie! scream
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:18 am
*Kicks on the oven door as he starts to steam*
sumabiches scream
*Rumbling, cracks and screams are heard upstairs as Pirate murder begins. Soon Lil's room looks like a slaughterhouse with gore and brains and blood everywhere. The Pallid Pirates bodies already corpse pale, twitching violently, mostly headless. The first Pirates body still stands erect, Plushie in the vice grip of death. sword still raised. The Sword falls and the body falls into the dresser mirror shattering it into nasty shards.*
*Meanwhile droves of dastardly evil buccaneers file into the downsatirs areas, through now foot deep water. While off in the distance the Captain and his small crew of cutthroats nears the WDF.*
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