Banshi
Shokushu
The beneficial effects of urination.
-helps to get rid of excess water. Otherwise youw ould have to sweat.
Girls don't sweat, it's a dirty thing.
3nodding Thus the need to get rid of excess water in some other fashion.
Banshi
Shokushu
-regulation of harmful compounds.
Girls are not made of harmful compounds, only nice, cute, or sexy ones.
It would be impossible to become more "sexy and cute" than the substances you eat without some way to get rid of the non sexy and cute particles. While it would be possible to eat only sexy and cute food it would be quite expensive.
Banshi
Shokushu
-a reason to have toilets.
Toilets serve other very important funtions, like water bowls for cute little puppies. ^_^
That's sick. What if one day that puppy was outside of the house and came to a public restroom? The idea of it would drive me to the brink of insanity if I weren't already there.
Banshi
Shokushu
-sometimes the emotion of 'relief' is felt immediately after urination.
Such feeling is also elicited from eating sugar.
If you eat sugar every time you want to feel that way you'll get diabetes.
Banshi
Shokushu
-can sometimes water plants
Would
you water a plant with a substance that may be overly acidic/basic?
Actually yes. If I could make plants that absorb such things we could easily gather them into one place and then shoot them into the sun.
...
stare you shouldn't ONLY water a plant with such things...
Banshi
Shokushu
-involved in some strange sex fetish No....just no.
It seems just as repulsive to me yet several people I know seem not to share our way of thinking.
Banshi
Shokushu
-doubles the number of uses for a phallus
There is only one use for a phallus that counts.
But you surely don't want the very ugly and very old to actively do such things do you? Because of their unlikliness to particpate in such activites I find it much easier not to picture them doing so (I'm moderately obsessive compulsive... I can't keep myself from looking at things I know I don't want to see, things I REALLY don't want to see, ect.)
Banshi
Shokushu
-makes cats thritsy (don't ask me.)
........weird.
eek Ya, I can't understand why that noise would possible drive my cat to attack the door as if she hadn't eaten for weeks and was severely dehydrated wioth the only existing food in the universe lying just beyond the door.
It can't be conditioning either because my family doesn't put food in the dish relatively soon after or before using the toilet.
Banshi
Shokushu
-gaining bladder control can boost small childrens self esteem
So can being taller, faster, stronger, or more like a pretty princess than their peers.
But only one can be taller, faster, ect than all of the others and one must be shortest, slowest, ect. Without the esteem boost of being better than the rest how are these children to avoid the plummet into a world of darkness and hatred directed at mediocracy known as -Emo-?
Banshi
Shokushu
-potential reason for use of smilies
whee ,
stressed ,
biggrin ,
crying ,ect
You use emotocons on Gaia while you do your thing?
Ya, totally.
stare , I meant that you could use those emoticons before or after the events. Ex: "I gotta pee but I have to hold it
crying ." "
stressed when I went to the restroom this guy kept trying to talk to me." or even "I went to go pee but the bathroom was broken
xp so I had to pee in the corner
sweatdrop ."
Jon-OH: That's what the "or something" is for. It keeps me personally unacountable for any expressed ideas and blurs the boundaries of what I have said so that I am free to add later details without contradicting myself... or something.
Phil: Well, if they urinate through the phalus then it is common, if they do not urinate through the phalus then it is not common.