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`Ricey

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:41 am


xd exclaim

Okay, that was just plain funny. I think I wrote that kind of poems in like... 2nd grade?

The bunny is white and he likes to play.
He plays with his friends all night and day.
Etc.

But oh well, I guess his I.Q level isn't any higher than that.

5 minutes. Hahahahaha. neutral
5 months wouldn't do him any better.


Oh, and... it's good that you're back. 3nodding
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:50 pm


Thanks.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 8:06 am


Delara
I can't resist... I must post this one.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/journal/?mode=view&p=161166

It's some dude who posted a "poem" (and by "poem" I mean "thankless abortion of language") he wrote for his girlfriend. Here are the first two lines:

InuYashaDogBoy
I love you a whole bunch
and when you cook i like to munch


I'm pretty sure my brain melted.


As the great Harry Carey would say: "Holy Cow!"

Lilith Marmaduke


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:21 pm


Lilith Tsutomo
Delara
I can't resist... I must post this one.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/journal/?mode=view&p=161166

It's some dude who posted a "poem" (and by "poem" I mean "thankless abortion of language") he wrote for his girlfriend. Here are the first two lines:

InuYashaDogBoy
I love you a whole bunch
and when you cook i like to munch


I'm pretty sure my brain melted.


As the great Harry Carey would say: "Holy Cow!"


That "poem" was ******** hilarious. I can't stop laughing. Thanks. I feel a lot better. : D
PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:30 pm


I did something very bad
that made you sad and mad
would you plz forgive me
and i say again we are ment to be



Who wouldn't love the kid after that? stare
My guess is the thing he did had something to do with a tube sock and some kiddie porn. eek

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:01 pm


Aw, that's so sad... gonk domokun
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 6:32 pm


Look at that guy's most recent entry:

******** attention whore.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 9:30 pm


GRAH! I hate people like that. They need to do what they always threaten they are going to do.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:14 am


Some fun here. The link didn't work since it was on another website, so I'll just post in quotes.

natassia
i noe rite
i can type how eva i want 2
i can still type fast and + it looks kewler typin' lyk dis
u type how u want and ill type how i want
just cause i do sumthin' differently then u doesnt mean its rong
if u dont lyke it tough ill type how i wanna
nuthin' u say can change dat
ohhhh!!! iv made my point n u got told!!!


Yeah, right...
Mind you, my responses might sound a little childish, considering that there are a lot of words that were banned from this site.

I
Um, yes. You're not clever in the least. You haven't gotten me
"told", and no, you don't have to type proper English, nor do I have to keep quiet about your atrocious spelling. You should be prepared to face elitist English language-lovers such as myself.

I take pride in my knowledge of my own language and how to spell it, and
I take pride in my high amounts of sarcasm, criticism, and insensitivity to others. Just because you can't handle a little criticism about how you spell and your love of netspeak doesn't constitute an emergency on my part to stop my ever-so loved job.

Game over, thanks for playing, though.


natassia
go ahead talk how u hate how i rite
just cause ur a hater doesnt mean dat every1s gonna feel bad by ur
critisim
y i could care less wat u day bout me
cause i dont even noe u
and i dont think i wanna noe u
n dont think im a hater cause im not
im just not gonna let sum1 talk bout me or wat i do
so go get a life n an adittude adjustment


Who the hell said I was a hater? And talk about attitude adjustments...People suck.

I
...Last time I checked, you're the one who's losing a bit of a temper. I'm just here telling you how it is. I'm not talking about you, I'm
talking TO you. I think you take things too seriously, I think you can't handle the smallest task of typing remotely civilly, and I'm under the impression that you're about twelve, which would explain your pointless babble about not caring (ie: I don't care what you think, 'cause I just don't care, etcetera), which I've heard all too often.

I've never yet seen an account where someone over the age of fourteen has taken everything to heart as if it were always a personal matter.

Hmm, "Get an attitude adjustment..." Thank you, Captain
Clich'e.

"just cause ur a hater doesnt mean dat every1s gonna feel bad by ur
critisim..." Oh, YES. I just be a hata, foo. I just hate all yall.


After that, it got a little ugly. Well, her spelling didn't improve, anyway.

natassia
OK I HAVNT BEN ON N A LONG TIME SO I JUST READ DA OTHER LETTERS
N LILITH-CHAN I CANT B LEVE U HAV NUTHIN BETTER 2
DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I USED ALL THOSE X-CLAMATION POINTS CUZ I NOE HOW MUCH U LUV EM
LOL
I MEAN c** ON WATS DA POINT N RGUIN' BOUT NETSPEAK
UR NEVER GONNA WIN
SO GIVE IT ^
N U WANNA NOE Y I KEEP RGUIN' CUZ I LUV 2 PROVE MY POINT N MAKE U FEEL
SO STUPID
CUZ I DONT NOE A SINGLE PERSON WHO DOESNT USE NETSPEAK
I GUESS DAT MAKES U A LONER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
ULL NEVER WIN!!!!!!!!!!!


This, after some more ownage by me, was followed up by:

natassia

ILL NEVER GIV ^!!!!!!!!!!!
NOR WIL I LET U WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO Y DONT U JUST SHUT^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUZ NO1 LYKS U!!!!!!!!!!!
WEN I SAID HAHAHA I WASNT TRYIN 2 B FUNNI OR CLEVER
I DONT CARE WAT U OR NE1 ELSE THINKS OF ME OR WAT I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U SHOOD JUST LET LOSE N HAV SUM FUN 4 ONCE
JUST RITE AT LEAST 1 LETTER N NETSPEAK
ILL RITE REGULAR IF U RITE NETSPEAK
O YEAH N JUST 2 LET U NOE I AM EDUCATED!!!!!!!!!!!
SO DONT TRI N THINK U NOE EVERYTHING CUZ U DONT!!!!!!!!!!!
IF U WERE MATURE U WOOD HAV STOPED TALKIN A LONG TIME AGO
IM MATURE BUT I NOE WEN 2 HAV SUM FUN
MAKIN PPELS MAD IS REALLI FUN
SO JUST THINK BOUT WAT I SAID N MAYB WE DONT HAV 2 B N AMYS


Johnny, get my gun, get my gun, get my gun.

So, I finally decided that this person was too arrogant to know when she was beaten, so I made a finishing statement.

I
I'm not writing in netspeak. I don't expect you to write in proper
English. Don't try making amends at the end of a little paragraph that
contained nothing but hate. To tell me to shut up and that no one likes me, but then to turn around and say "maybe we won't have to be enemies" just doesn't fly.

You turned this into a pointless war that I'm not going to continue. I know how to have fun, and to be honest, I considered this lots of fun, but then you had to become annoying. I'm not replying to this thread again, nor am I going to look at this thread again, but I am going to post it and it's contents into my guild to see what my fellow members have to say.

It seems to me that you're the one taking this way too seriously. I only
tagged along for the laugh.


Done, and done.

Lilith Marmaduke


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:46 am


My eyes. They've officially melted. Yep. I'm mopping up what I'm assuming is the fluid right now. Ha! Look! I can type properly even when I'm blind. XD

All kidding aside, though. Wow. That was just horrible. They had to have been 12. It makes my brains hurt when people do crap like that. Wow. She just got worse and worse as time went on, too. How can people think that that looks good?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:44 am


"y i could care less wat u day bout me"

Obviously she cared if she said anything after you told her your point of view. o.O

It's hard to believe that anyone could be that stupid. Don't say you're educated and not back it up. There was no proof in anything she said to make me think she had more than half a brain-cell. I'd like to tell her what I think.

Oh, she's wrong on another account. I like you, Lilith. ^^;

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Lilith Marmaduke

PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:36 am


reddy2Bplayd
"y i could care less wat u day bout me"

Obviously she cared if she said anything after you told her your point of view. o.O

It's hard to believe that anyone could be that stupid. Don't say you're educated and not back it up. There was no proof in anything she said to make me think she had more than half a brain-cell. I'd like to tell her what I think.

Oh, she's wrong on another account. I like you, Lilith. ^^;


I like you too! heart
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:12 pm


Lilith Tsutomo
reddy2Bplayd
"y i could care less wat u day bout me"

Obviously she cared if she said anything after you told her your point of view. o.O

It's hard to believe that anyone could be that stupid. Don't say you're educated and not back it up. There was no proof in anything she said to make me think she had more than half a brain-cell. I'd like to tell her what I think.

Oh, she's wrong on another account. I like you, Lilith. ^^;


I like you too! heart

Yay!

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4972032
This thread isn't where the post I'm referring to is, but my friend got a PM reading "i saw ure post and my b-day is on feb 31st "....

I was amused when she told me.

Prince Reddy

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Aryu

PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:12 am


Quote:
IM MATURE BUT I NOE WEN 2 HAV SUM FUN
MAKIN PPELS MAD IS REALLI FUN


That made my day. (:
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