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You get...a burnt out matchstick!

*Drops in a dime.*

Inventory: An 'A' key that seems to have been ripped off someone's keyboard, a shiney new potato for my dollhouse, an old Richard Cheese's CD, a green marker, a used napkin, a container of fish food, a roll of toilet paper, a letter in a bottle that says they're thinking of you wherever you are and something about different worlds sharing the same sky, and a Totoro that seems to be running away from me and keeps dropping it's acorns, a reversed watermelon, a T-shirt that reads "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing to the side, a can of pepper spray, an "I'm with smarty" tee shirt with an arrow pointing up, and a set of super-blowup-iness fireworks!

You get.. a magic Cup 'O Noodles that, while the water is forever at the perfect eating temperature, the noodles will never stop having the texture of soggy rubber bands! =O Uneatable, or not? You must decide, young Jedi!

*Drops in a noodle from the cup.* Teehee. I stole from your prize. ^^;;

Inventory: An 'A' key that seems to have been ripped off someone's keyboard, a shiney new potato for my dollhouse, an old Richard Cheese's CD, a green marker, a used napkin, a container of fish food, a roll of toilet paper, a letter in a bottle that says they're thinking of you wherever you are and something about different worlds sharing the same sky, and a Totoro that seems to be running away from me and keeps dropping it's acorns, a reversed watermelon, a T-shirt that reads "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing to the side, a can of pepper spray, an "I'm with smarty" tee shirt with an arrow pointing up, a set of super-blowup-iness fireworks, and a can of Spam!

You get.. a chocolate bar with a corner bit off! At least it's chocolate? ^^;;

*Puts one of the Totoro's acorns in the machine.* Hehehehe..

Inventory: An 'A' key that seems to have been ripped off someone's keyboard, a shiney new potato for my dollhouse, an old Richard Cheese's CD, a green marker, a used napkin, a container of fish food, a roll of toilet paper, a letter in a bottle that says they're thinking of you wherever you are and something about different worlds sharing the same sky, and a Totoro that seems to be running away from me and keeps dropping it's acorns, a reversed watermelon, a T-shirt that reads "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing to the side, a can of pepper spray, an "I'm with smarty" tee shirt with an arrow pointing up, a set of super-blowup-iness fireworks, a can of Spam, and a Large Cassarole Dish With a Pastilli Dinner!

You get.. a mirror that when you look into it you see the last meal you'll ever eat in this world! =D

*Cracks an egg into the machine.* "Wakey wakey! Eggs and bakey!" Maybe we should get this ting cleaned... O.o;;

Inventory: An 'A' key that seems to have been ripped off someone's keyboard, a shiney new potato for my dollhouse, an old Richard Cheese's CD, a green marker, a used napkin, a container of fish food, a roll of toilet paper, a letter in a bottle that says they're thinking of you wherever you are and something about different worlds sharing the same sky, and a Totoro that seems to be running away from me and keeps dropping it's acorns, a reversed watermelon, a T-shirt that reads "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing to the side, a can of pepper spray, an "I'm with smarty" tee shirt with an arrow pointing up, a set of super-blowup-iness fireworks, a can of Spam, a Large Cassarole Dish With a Pastilli Dinner, and a clock made of cheese!

You get.. a chicken. Don't slay it! gonk

*Drops a feather from the chicken into the machine.*

Inventory: An 'A' key that seems to have been ripped off someone's keyboard, a shiney new potato for my dollhouse, an old Richard Cheese's CD, a green marker, a used napkin, a container of fish food, a roll of toilet paper, a letter in a bottle that says they're thinking of you wherever you are and something about different worlds sharing the same sky, and a Totoro that seems to be running away from me and keeps dropping it's acorns, a reversed watermelon, a T-shirt that reads "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing to the side, a can of pepper spray, an "I'm with smarty" tee shirt with an arrow pointing up, a set of super-blowup-iness fireworks, a can of Spam, a Large Cassarole Dish With a Pastilli Dinner, a clock made of cheese, and some kitty litter!

You get... your uncle!
Ha ha, get it? Ant and uncle? xD
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*puts in a quarter. A SHINY quarter!*
Inventory: A Muffin Tree seed, Kerrigan, a giant muffin shaped like a heart, my mom, a giant mechanical pencil, a clock with the periodic table of elements in place of their number, a pack of Skittles, a rubber duck that keeps changing colors, an awfully skinny kitty, a bent paper clip, a squeaky toy shaped like a rubber chicken, Felix the black cat from the SPCA shelter, that little freaky robot thing from the 'Technologic' music video, a wolf fang, a trash can, a cup of Starbucks coffee that is bigger than me, an expired coupon for a free sundae at Baskin Ronbins, a sexy black bra, an annoying stalker, a tab off a soda can, a spy pen, some of l Emonic.Embrace l's blood, my red colored pencil, a live llama, Poopin' Fresh, a car stereo with wires sticking out the back, a can of Grape Fanta with a Amystyist Stone Hand clinging to it, a play chack for 1Bazillion Dollars, and a magic Cup O' Noodles.

You get...A never ending story in a book! =D Will it never end?! *Sob.*

*Inserts the little jello fruit thingy that no one wanted. .-.;;;*

Inventory: An 'A' key that seems to have been ripped off someone's keyboard, a shiney new potato for my dollhouse, an old Richard Cheese's CD, a green marker, a used napkin, a container of fish food, a roll of toilet paper, a letter in a bottle that says they're thinking of you wherever you are and something about different worlds sharing the same sky, and a Totoro that seems to be running away from me and keeps dropping it's acorns, a reversed watermelon, a T-shirt that reads "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing to the side, a can of pepper spray, an "I'm with smarty" tee shirt with an arrow pointing up, a set of super-blowup-iness fireworks, a can of Spam, a Large Cassarole Dish With a Pastilli Dinner, a clock made of cheese, some kitty litter, and a depressing and eerie CD!