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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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 Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:01 pm
xxxｄ － ｄ ｄｏｎ'ｔ ＊ ＭＡＫＥ ｍｅ ＬＡＵＧＨ ⇨ ⇨ ⇨ xxxxxxＹ Ｏ Ｕ x Ｔ Ｈ Ｉ Ｎ Ｋ x Ｙ Ｏ Ｕ ' Ｒ Ｅ x Ｂ Ｅ Ｔ Ｔ Ｅ Ｒ x Ｔ Ｈ Ａ Ｎ x Ｍ Ｅ ？ ！ Looking left, looking right, looking up and down…. Anywhere Reinbach was looking, something in this room was awfully wrong, but he couldn’t quite pinpoint what exactly it was. A sort of tension in the air, a feeling, like If someone in this room didn’t want to be here, but this was completely absurd, preposterous! No one in their right minds would refuse to be, not only in the great Sonata mansion, but also in the company of the Superb, wonderful, magnificent and cute Reinbach! Especially not those Shinju’s candidates, they were, after all, the finest specimens in the women department of the island. Only them were even remotely close to perfection to even be considered royalty material. The only person even better than them was Jessebelle, but she was his sister and while family made great lover, they weren’t so good as marriage material; it caused way too many problems when it came to the family inheritance.
Ah, but enough pondering on the facts of lives, he had bigger fish to fry, or in this case, a servant. Crossing his left arm around his torso to support his right one that was itself holding his chin with two fingers above his mouth. ”Hmmmm….” He stared at Walter, trying to figure out if he was being serious or it that all was a joke, it was hard to know when it came to servants. The way of their minds was quiet mysterious, indeed. So close to be working like those of the humans, yet so different… ”Walter, Walter, Walter…. We seem to have a little problem here…” he started slowly, as to be sure that the stupid servant could understand him. He had to chose his words carefully to make sure he didn’t say anything that was too brilliant for his tiny mind, which would cause his brain to melt…. It had happened once in the past. ”Explain to me how my beloved Shinju could be stealing foods that already belong to her… and justwhy are you hiding her under the bed? This is no way to treat you future master, Water. Very bad moves on your part. I cannot be held responsible if she decided to off your head one day.” Oh, he sure hopped not… Decapitation made such a bloody mess.
He simply waves those worries away as he returned to look at all his precious Shinjus, all of them! Ah, wait just a moment… why was there one more? He was sure that Walter had said that there was three Shinju in the room and one of them was hiding under the bed for a reason he didn’t even want to know, yet, he could now clearly count 4 of them, one of which was now celebrating his arrival with the various dancing servants, and then there was still the bed-hiding one, which made 5 Shinjus… Oh, this was getting complicated. Oh well, away from his sight, away from his worries, as long as he still had four of them…. But then, Walter talked again. Oh, stupid servants, you make no sense, when will you shut your silly trap and stop bothering the world with your useless drama? ”Oh, Walter, sometimes, when you talk, I fear that you are severely touched, for I see your mouth moving and hear noises coming out of it, yet, my brother’s b*****d makes more sense than you when she speaks. Of course I can tell my Shinju from the next commoner, which is why I’d appreciate it if you would stop touching her… or any Shinju present in this room. You can buy yourself your own if you want one.” Oh, so much exasperation coming from that man and he wasn’t the only one to think so! One of those Shinju was defiantly angry at him and that other one was mute out of shock and the other two… well, they were behind him right now, so he didn’t know. He rolled his eyes at just how stupid Walter was, thinking he couldn’t even know who would make a good Shinju. ”Now please, if you would bring all of them to the Grand Salon on the 4th floor, I would believe that this should be a simple enough task for the likes of you.”On those words, Reinbach jumped back on his horse and left the room,being transported by the same servants as before, sans music, this time.
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life without thou
is like a garden ransacked of its finest flower
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:20 pm
 Walter removed his hands from Shinju # 2 who was actually going along with the whole act he was putting up. Walter listened to what Reinbach had to say, if you mean by listen, to completely day dream about strangling Reinbach in his sleep and slicing his throat open to watch the crimson liquid spray out. In the end, Walter bowed low and gave an apologetic look. "Im sorry Milord, i seem to have forgotten myself. It wont happen again." Walter said simply, before he straightened himself. Once Reinbach was out of the room Walter shook his head. Why couldnt he have all this money and be an a*****e like they were? Walter took a few steps forward before turning on his heels and facing the.. Shinju Harem. "Alright.. ladies. Milord would like me to bring you all the the Grand Salon for a bit of a makeover it seems. Please follow me, or if you dont wish to.. walk. I can arrange for a servant to carry you. It wont be far, we can take the gorgeous elevator." Walter said in a monotone, i hate my job, dead gaze and expression. He waved his arm, arranging for any of the Shinju's who wanted it to be carried by servants. Leading the way Walter made sure all 5 Shinju's were following him. At a short length,and a elevator trip later, Walter opened the door to the Salon and allowed all 5 Shinju's to enter or be brought in before the other servants left. Walter shut the Grand Salon door and approached the Salon servants. "Servants.. you are to pretty up the.. women here. Hair styling, manicures, pedicures, facials whatever you do, do it all. Whatever they want, just make them gorgeous like a Princess or a Queen." Walter commanded, before the servants went to work on the women.
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:20 pm
Her hopes that Reinbach would be stupid enough to mistake Tatyana for herself paid off, but not in the way she had wanted. Yes, Reinbach saw no difference, but that meant he saw no difference in any of them. He obviously had no issue having four 'Shinju's, and the real Shinju's expression soured as he instructed them to go somewhere else.
Although Shinju certainly didn't feel like going, she hadn't seen much else of the mansion, and it beat sitting in this godawful yellow room with a bunch of crazy people. Look at her, hoping to get away from craziness in the Sonata mansion. Maybe she belonged there after all. And so the tall blonde stood up and followed Walter, sticking close to the butler. It was thanks to him that she had gotten away the last time, so she couldn't help but feel secure in his presence. "Thank you for that," she said to him quietly, referring to the thing with Tatyana. He could have easily pointed her out, but he didn't. And she appreciated that. "You're a good guy, Walter," she added once more before falling silent again. As unhappy as she was to be there, she had to admit, she was a little curious to see what would happen. ...Maybe she was being naive, expecting that she'd slip out unnoticed again.
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:15 am
She tried to see how everyone was taking this, glancing over each of them. She gave them each a nice little smile if eye contact was made. This was such an awkward little predicament she found herself in. She wasn't used to having to compete with people to get what she wanted. She was used to everyone gussying over her being the only girl in the house. "Well, I guess we better get this show on the road."She took the last bite of sausage and then started out the door.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:54 pm
 On a completely different night, where no Shinju's were being abducted by any Reinbach, the little pink fairy made her way in the huge house that was the Sonata mansion. Thankfully, this was her favourite family, so she knew the layout pretty much by heart so it wasn't that hard to find her way in it. This year, she had quite a range of emotions going from D< to <3 while passing by -.-. Oh yes, quite a range of emotions that this family gave her! First stop was Lulu's bedroom, where she simply Threw a peice of Coal with all the strengh her tiny arms had, toward Lulu's head, then left the room, dropping a letter behind her.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. You have a WONDERFUL Husband, and ALSO WONDERFUL BROTHER IN LAW and even more WONDERFUL CHILDREN, so can you, like, totally explain to me why in the Goddess' name you never do anythign with them! IfI was you, I'd have a huge family orgy every Tuesday, but noooooooooo, you're too busy being non existant! I am SO Disapointed in you, you....you...you.. YOU UGLY (but not that much) FACE! So, you better get out there and show the world how pretty you are! Stop locking yourself in you room and do something with you life!
Oh, and get some liposuction on those thighs too. They're getting floppy.
There, she was done with Lulu. That woman had everythign for her, yet kept wasting it all. Orchid had been patient in the past, but enough was enough,Goddess! Now that she was done with the wife, it was time to pass to the husband. Oh, she loved Gaston too, but lately... well, he just wasn't as awesome as before. Perhaps he was getting old? Oh, who knew... so, she flight all the way to his room, Goddess knew why he didn't sleep with Lulu... Oh, it was probbaly her thighs that revolted him... She left a rather large and expensive lipstick, strangely shaped in a phallus-like shape, by the end table with the letter next to it.
"Gas~ton~! You know, I love you, but lately, you're not very loveble! Why don't you go out anymore? Why don't you show all those peasants the face of the god that you are? Let them see who, after the goddess, is the most important man on the island! (Yes, the goddess does have a p***s when she feels like it). You should also start training your daughter (Lilia, not the 2 other ugly ones) into becoming more perfect than she already is! Let the peasants bow at her beauty! And do somethign about Lulu! She's almost dead! Actually... perhaps she is... that would explain so much... BUT FRET NOT! Even if she is just a corpse now, you still have your brother! I'm sure you and him could have many children together!
And come visit me! I know you did once, but you could do it more often!
There. Now, it was time for the brother, who was fetting some facial powder along with his letter. Reinbach was, without a doubt, the one of the Sonata she liked the most this year!
"Schtolteheim Reinbach the Third! Oh, such magnificiant man you are! Not only were you busing yourself in town, but you also are looking for a wife! Now, not that I want to influence your choice, but... I'm sure that Shinju's sister would be more fertile than her! Just saying. Anyhow, keep up the good work! Just come visit me once in a while? Bring your brohter along!
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:01 am
 It seemed that Orchid had just left when another fairy entered the Sonata mansion. Like the fairy before her, Daffodil enjoyed visiting the Sonata's very much, if only because the mansion was filled with children. And in her eyes, it was an excellent place to grow up, with lots of toys and things to do, servants to make sure that they were well fed and attended to, and a very nice playroom. And so the fairy flitted quite excitedly through the large home, making her way to that playroom, where she could leave her presents for the Sonata children to find in the morning.
She placed various boxes of various sizes in the middle of the playroom, each box a different color for the child it was intended for. For Azure, a large puzzle of a princess castle. Angelina's box contained various toys -- a jump rope, a large, bouncy ball, a Checkers set. Muse's box held a doll and thick stack of coloring books, while the rest of the box was filled in with candy. Eclair and Lilia each received a box filled with squishy toys perfect for small children -- blocks for stacking, dolls for dressing up, and a number of cloth farm animals.
Once all of the gifts were laid out, Daffodil took a moment to beam down at the sight of all the toys before, quite reluctantly, making her way out of the mansion and onto the next house.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:51 pm
He tossed the knife back and gripped his head with one hand, gripping it tightly in frustration. “Why is this..?” He muttered irritatedly to himself, before he promptly bit his tongue and took a deep breath. Not the best way to relax, but, it was better than nothing. He sucked in some air again and straightened up, looking at the group who were – ah. Leaving. What were they doing?! He couldn't find it without them! “The breadcrumbs!” He jumped up with a start before he turned to snatch the woman by her arm and pull her up, “Come.” He snapped out and, whether she liked it or not, he did everything he could in tugging her along with the group. He didn't let go of her until the reached the supposed salon with the others, at which point he dropped her arm and stared for a long while about the salon. First thing that came to his eyes was the beautiful glint of a pair of scissors – oh, yes. He leaned in close to the dark-haired girl he was speaking to, putting his mouth right against her ear without much question of personal space, “They're sharp enough, yes?” Considering more than just a few of the servants were confused at the sudden order, Benedek hadn't had a cluster of them on him just yet. So, he stayed leaning heavily on the woman, waiting for her to agree with him. She had such an interest in these stabbings and cuttings, after all, that he was sure she would say something funny again.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:15 pm
-Julia Beaumont-
Tatyana wouldn't have to worry about competing with anyone for anything. Basically because Julia had been completely oblivious to what they were doing right now. It was probably why she fit into Shinju's 'crazy people' criteria. Why she was talking with the man who dumped hot tea on her rather than figuring out a way out of the place! It should've been different, but well she didn't mind. Her mothers always encouraged her to be different. But did they mention crazy? Now that was the question. Oh well, her mind did come to figure out they were moving from their place right now. At least until Benedek spoke up and commented. She would still disagree actually... She still would-Oh the knife... Hm? He was such an intriguing person... a little on the loopy side but... "Breadcrumbs?" That was all she had managed before being dragged away by Benedek, which actually hurt by the way. Luckily it was that much of a drag around, so it wasn't that bothersome...
She couldn't help but wonder what was going through his mind right now... Scissors... "I'd... say so..." It wasn't as funny as last time, and before Julia could say anything the servants had dragged her away from the male to begin work on her. Which was just fine, because even she was little unsettled by the way he spoke. Benedek would probably attack another corner of the place while Julia was dolled up to presentable... she had gotten quite fussy when it came to too much on her. So now that she was done there... What was next? Oh right waiting for the others... And looking over at Benedek again. What was he up to now? She had agreed to their sharpness no doubt...
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:58 pm
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ALANIS LEBLANC
LIKE TINY GODS RESTING ON MY WINDOWPANE ☆ ☆ ☆ WILL I EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN? ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
It has to be noted that, the various servants that Walter had ordered to pretty up the woman were quite confused. Why had they to do that? And even more, why had they to do that here? It was the grand salon, not the bathroom! This was no place to pretty up some women! Oh well, they all knew better than to protest orders and went away to pretty the woman the best they could with the little they had… for example, Benedek was now sporting a brand new haircut with Forks in it and Julia had shoulder pads made out of napkins… as for Shinju, she had make up made with Jam and syrup and Tatyana now had earrings made of cookies…. Well, what else would you expect when you order a bunch a maids and servant to pretty up 4 women (Benedek now was officially a female) in a place usually reserved to take tea and read books?
Fortunatly… or unfortunately, depending on how one would look at it and on who’s point of view, before the maids could keep up their prettying up session, the doors of the Grand Salon opened, letting in the one, the only, the marvellous, the beautiful and the absolutely perfect Reinbach Alanis! Wearing a dressed that seemed to cost more than five time her annual salary and a microphone in her hands. ”Hello! How are you all today! Oh! Hi Julia! I didn’t know you were her to participate!”, she chimed in with the loveliest voice. Walking Floating (because that’s what princesses do) toward the group of woman, she looked them all up and down, then looked at the maids, then at Walter, then back at the woman. ”Dear, Goddess… you lot looks awesome! Walter, who’s idea was it to use forks as a hairstyle? Oh well, no time to change anything! We’re already 20 seconds late on schedule! Come on! Come on! Let’s hurry! To the next room!” She clapped her hands twice, making servants start to push the 4 women in the adjacent room.
The other room was… well, it was hard to tell. It was pitch dark and no one could really see pass their noses. Noises around would hint to anyone listening that there was at least twenty people around, waiting in silence…. But… waiting for what? What were Shinju, Tatyana, Julia and Benedek about to face? What horror laid in the dark? What was so horrible that needed the women to be dressed using food and silverware? Well, all those questions would be answered as a voice made itself heard, giving a countdown… 5…4…3…2…1…
A Giant spotlight flashed from above lighting up Alanis who was still holding her microphone. ”They came from all around the world: America, Canada, Sweden, The UK, Germany, Japan, but only 4 were chosen. Only four will compete in front of our Judges…” She pointed her Microphone toward her right, where a new spotlight was now shining, revealing Reinbach, Gaston and Jessebelle all sitting behind what appeared to be a jury panel, a bit elevated from the floor everyone was on… or rather, as some would have guessed by now, the stage. ”…To know who among all of the contestants is the Real Shinju. So! I Welcome you all to... SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHINJU!”
More lights lit up all around, revealing a full public, cheering and clapping their hands. It was mostly servants and Various NPC, but if one was to look carefully, they would spot some more familiar faces like Judith, Kevin and Benedikt. There was also a full camera crew all around the stage, director and producer behind glasses speaking the crew through microphones. Yes, Tatyana, Shinju, Benedekt and Julia were being filmed live and broadcast all across Nirvani, being forced to take part in a stupid contest thought up by Reinbach. Would they survive it? Would dark secret be revealed? But more importantly… WHO is the real Shinju? All those questions, revealed after the break!
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:32 pm
"Oh my..." Walter's voice trailed off, he hadnt been able to answer Shinju at all. And honestly he had been ready to yell at the servants, what kind of Salon was a grand salon- you know what nevermind. The Salon confusion could wait, but now Walter was truly scared. For his job for one. What the stylists had done to the girls was just.. horrific! Forks!? Jam?! He was ready to vomit! He barely could answer Alanis whens he burst in. Would Reinbach blame this on him as well?! He had done as he was told! Oh bloody hell! He should have seen this coming. Walter put a gloved hand over his mouth to keep his composure as best he could when the lights came on and Alanis announced what was to happen. Oh god! Oh my! Oh the horror! A stage preformance?! Like on American idol or some reality TV show?! Oh dear Goddess.. help these poor girls! Save them from humility! Just run girls! Run like the wind! Save yourself! "Oh you cant be serious." Walter muttered under his breath as he watched everything from back stage. Should he be here? Or with the Sonata's? Well.. since he hadnt been given any further instruction he would stay put. And if he got reprimanded for it.. well he hadnt been told otherwise what was he a mind reader?
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:14 pm
She had barely enough time to silently wish that this would end right away, the Grand Salon doors opened, revealing Alanis, and they were shoved onto what looked like a television set. Shinju's mouth fell open, too overwhelmed by shock and exasperation to form words. As Alanis continued with her introduction, the tall blonde covered her face with her hands, not caring about the stickiness for the time being. Maybe she should really move. Change her name, dye her hair. Kotone and Peter would probably be sad to leave the island, but they could do it. Start a new life. By this point, she had figured that this ridiculous marriage thing would blow over, that Reinbach would be distracted by someone else and pursue them instead, and she could wait for that, but if it meant she had to be exposed to stupidity like this, it wasn't worth it.
Shinju had been perfectly silent up until this point, but when Alanis announced the name of this program, she immediately dropped her hands and let out a loud "You've got to be ******** kidding me!" This was stupid, so unbelievably stupid, and she glanced at the cameras nervously. She dreaded knowing who was watching this.
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:03 pm
She ran her fingers through her hair quickly and then smiled at the camera, but once break was mentioned it was back to bitching. She looked over at the one person she hated the most in this room, Walter, and glared at him like this was all his fault. He probably knew right from the beginning what was happening. He probably drugged her and brought her here and probably in a pig suit just like those horror movies Riley obsessively watched every Fall. She had never felt such a strong hatred towards someone so quickly, but this predicament probably amplified her already bitchy attitude.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:18 pm
He cocked his head, tilting it back to eye Julia in her napkin-y glory, and the heard a whisper of sound among the shouts and cheers. His multi-colored eyes darted off to the left and there he saw it! His long lost brother~! Even if it piqued his interest, he didn't show any difference in mood before stealing his eyes back to the group in time for commercial break. He frowned further and side-walked his way to Julia. “This'd be avoided if I stabbed them before.” He pulled the scissors from his sleeve and made a stabbing motion to the air in front of Julia's nose, before coming to a sudden stop and slight smile, “Canceled. Yes?”
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Gaston sat behind the panel of judges, just beside his darling brother and, thankfully, a body away from Jessebelle. The woman had seemed rather aggressive towards him, but he would presume it was because of jealousy that her powdered wig was twenty-six percent less powdered than Gaston's bottom after his bathroom trip that evening. The more powder, the better an individual was, after all! He had made a small comment to her before the cameras went on about it, but it didn't seem like she had taken it well.. Oh, well, he had Reinbach to speak to.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:46 pm
-Julia Beaumont-
Julia expected a make-over... or something... not shoulder pads made out of napkins... Honestly she got the better end of the deal compared to most, except maybe Tatyana. Those cookie earrings could catch on... but then ants would eat you... Actually she did get the good one. Curiosity would leave the woman's mind soon enough before plain confusion settled into it... What was going on? She should ask Alanist-Wait Alanis? This would probably not be good... Whatever Julia was expecting, would never compare to the horror that awaited them. "What...? What... is this...?" Even her horror was evident! This was... beyond ridiculous! The woman had stayed still, her eyes not really believing what was in front of her. It was all... too... bright... This was torture! She needed her library! Her dark... calm... library... This was enough trauma to have her ignore Benedek's little stabbing motion. But one thing was true, what he said... If only he had stabbed them... However for now she'd ignore the fact that Benedek was dangerous and hide behind him. Lucky her that he was notably taller. Take him evil cameras! Take him! And the lights too!
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:07 am
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ALANIS LEBLANC
LIKE TINY GODS RESTING ON MY WINDOWPANE ☆ ☆ ☆ WILL I EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN? ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
No matter what any of the contestant’s opinion was on the whole show, one thing was sure and it was that both Alanis and Reinbach were enjoying! First of all, Alanis now had the chance to prove to the entire world that she was one charming lady and Reinbach, well… he was quite happy to see all his beloved Shinju stand there in line all pampered and pretty! Of course, some of them looked a little… unconventional, but it was high fashion, so it was normal… or so he hoped. While the four contestant panicked at the realization of what was happening, Reinbach was already writing down some notes on the various girls, doing his duty as a judge and Alanis was getting a little touch up, as part of her job as a Host. Before Long, they were back on air and she was as lovely as ever! ”Welcome back, guys! Tonight is the premiere of So You Think You Can Shinju. Let’s get accounted with our contestant, shall we? “ Smile and Wink to the camera! Alanis moved closed to the four people who were clearly still in shocked, ready to asked them their first question of the evening! ”First, we have Shinju Tamaki, a humble barista. Will she have her Cinderella dream? Going from rags to riches? Tell us Shinju, do you think that already been called ‘Shinju’ gives you any sort of advent age in his competition? Next is the Lovely Tatyna. Ready to stop at nothing to win the title. Tell us Tatyana, will you be the first girl to show her breast to the Camera in order to get the male audience vote? Third in the row is Benedek! The one elephant in the room! The one male! Tell us Benedek, do you think your p***s will give you an advantage here? How do you plan to use it? Last but not the least, Julia the Librarian! My boss! Tell me Julia, if you win, will you give me a raise?” All those wre important questions that they had to answer! Reinbach and the other two judge would note them on them. Everything they did from now on counted!
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