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 Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:36 pm
... but you didn't notice that the milk was already 3 years expired. Your stomach rumbled and ached that you literally wished you would just die already. But you managed to have a clear sense of judgment for a moment and drove yourself to the hospital.
I'm cleaning the toilet.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:41 pm
all of a sudden something came out of the toilet and tried to bite your head off but you got away from it. if you stayed home you would have bled to death to you went to the hospital mrgreen
im eating ice cream heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:46 pm
little did you know that the ice cream vendor was a secret agent who was sent to kill you but accidentally replaced the poison that he was gonna put in your ice cream with a chemical that paralyzes your entire body. Fortunately somebody from the League of Super Heroes saw you helpless in the middle of the street and carries you to the hospital.
I'm sitting on a bench.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:40 am
It broke, and so did your tailbone.
I'm drinking coffee.
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THISisNOTmyACTUALname Crew
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:49 pm
It spills on your lap and gives you second and third degree burns. Then some random stranger trips and his coffee spills on your shirt, soaking through it and causing more burns on your chest.
I'm doing the dishes...
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:17 am
and you're mom helps you with it, and after you were done with it, you went to the fridge to get a snack, Once you opened it a big salad bowl fell on your head and your mom screamed and fainted
I'm looking at pictures in my house
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THISisNOTmyACTUALname Crew
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:04 am
You suddenly realize that the man in ALL those pictures with your mom isn't your dad but your best friend's uncle. This revelation causes you to pass out and hit your head on the wall.
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:07 pm
Your lack of post has caused a massive riot outside of your house, where you sustain severe face injuries. Thus, you wind up in the hospital.
I was walking down the street one lovely winter day...
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:04 am
and you saw beautiful christmas decors in the houses, but you were to distracted by it that a tree branch hit you in your eyes
I'm in a store buying a cd
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:22 am
... but the store owner gets mad at you for not having enough money to buy your CD and as you stomp out of the store, a mystical ice cream truck fell from the sky and you ate all the ice cream because you were pissed at not getting your CD, causing you to have diabetes.
I'm gazing at a beautiful stallion...
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:06 am
It turns out to be a wild stalion with a bad temper for people gazing at it. And it's a unicorn. It runs you through with its horn.
My hands are cold.
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:21 pm
So you try to warm your hands in the fireplace but your little brothers are running inside the room and bumped you and your hand ended up having 2nd degree burns. When your brothers saw your hands, they screamed. Your mom saw what happened and brought you to the hospital.
I am playing zOMG! razz
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:52 am
and you keep that dying, which made you pissed and you pushed your computer off and the wires made a spark which made your whole house in fire
I'm in school listening to Chemistry lectures
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:16 pm
...and there's an unknown gas leak and your teacher lights up a burner in demonstration, causing an explosion to the whole classroom.
I am in a straight jacket (because I'm crazy and all =D)
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