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You've won an all-expenses paid trip to the tropical paradise of Altamira! Please remember to bring your bathing suit, snorkel, luggage and LOTS OF FUN for your stay! Features of the park include: A one-way rollercoaster, an elevator, a beach, a ferry, ...did we mention A BEACH?! and a Casino!! So come spend all your----oh yeah, all expenses paid! So you don't need to spend a DIME! ....but maybe a penny. Be sure to be dressed for the occasion for when the boat docks, snorkel and all!

The ferry leaves at XX:XX from the Hope Town Harbor and should arrive XX:XX the next day! Happy Travels~!

~~Love,
The Lazerenospanishmabobber Company!

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It was snowing. Not just snowing, but blizzarding. The swim-trunks-wearing ponytail man then took out the other postcard he had gotten.

HEY YUAN. I quit being leader, go manage the base for me, okay? Barbatos and I are going to be homicidal maniacs, yay!

~~~Not Love, Cause I'm Not Gay
Kenta

Too busy thinking of getting away from it all, he completely didn't come to the conclusion that he got both postcards the SAME DAY.

"God damnit," he said, crossing his arms (though to be warm in this case)
"That s**t tricked me."

Yuan was standing in knee's deep snow to where the apparent "blue cult" base was being held. ...right in the middle of the ****ing coldest territory in all of the world.

Now, it wouldn't be that bad. But considering that Yuan was wearing no shoes, no shirt (no service?), no cape and no socks, this made things quite difficult. Just a snorkel, a floaty-ring and his swim trunks.

He quickly turned around and got back on the boat and changed, after nearly freezing. He was quite shocked that no one had actually left yet.....when he then noticed that the only lifeboat was gone and the ship's captain and crew had all stowed away on it.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Yuan exclaimed.

He marched off the ship in his caped garments and walked towards the old base. It was covered in ice, EVERYWHERE.

"When the hell did we get this anyways?" Yuan asked himself, rubbing his hands to keep warm.

He walked closer to the base and saw another note...nailed into the door.

Dear who-ever,
Big man Toni has invited us to the tree for unknown reasons. I'm not your boss, so screw you. When Yuan shows up, have him bark orders at you.

~~Not Love, Cause I'm Not Gay
Kenta

Yuan immediately pulled the note off and watched it crackle into little ice bits, disgusted. He opened the door with a mighty push and began to inspect the base.

"What a jerk," he said to himself.
"First tricking me, then making me leader and then not telling me squat. Oh well..."

He started up a fire to warm down the place from all the ice that had accumulated on it. Hopefully it'd warm up, but he could care less.

"At least I have that boat and I'----" the shock finally reached him, as being out in the cold he wasn't able to reach such a conclusion.

"Me?!" he said, excited.
"A leader again, eh? I like the sound of that! Then I can get that d**k back for everything. ...and of course, manage this base, as well as the cult itself better than that half-wit. But where to start?"

He decided on a wardrobe change. Cause you should change your clothes and not wear the same thing for two years straight. HINT HINT HINT HINT

He put on some cool white pants, and a nice top that made it seem like, "I'M LEADER MAN" all over it. It was sort of like a suit, but more bad-a**.

Contemplating what to do next, he let the fire start to warm the place up a bit. Perhaps if they had a summon spirit they could---? He decided to write that thought off. For now anyways. What they needed first was group unification. ....and sine no one else was around, that meant getting those two to obey him.

That was going to be annoying.

Thankfully, that jerk captain left his ferry for Yuan to use (possibly Kenta's prior order before switching leadership), so Yuan decided to forget about the fire for now and go find his two members.

Before leaving, he decided to leave a note of his own:
Dear Blue Cult Members:
KENTA IS A d**k. Please punch him a lot. ...in fact, if you are not even a Blue Cult Member, please punch him anyways. Thank you very much for your time, and I am sorry that no one is home to bring you in and start a nice cozy fire for you. Rest assured though, at least you're not in a swimsuit!

Oh, and there is currently a meeting at Schnicker Drassil, so please meet up there if no one is here yet. Thank you.

~From, Your Blue Cult Leader
Yuan

With that, Yuan nailed it into the icy door and left for the ferry. ....but then realized that it ran on coal and the jerk captain had taken all of the coal.

"Why is everyone an a** to me?" Yuan asked himself in frustration.

He walked back into the base and just stole a s**t!Rare-Bird.

"It's totally going to crash," Yuan said as he revved it up.
And the moment it was, it began to spin out of control onto the ground. Yuan sighed and decided that since the jet in the back still worked....

He stood on it with his feet and decided to use it as a snowboard. And once it was in the water, a surfboard.

"Well, this is rather interesting," he told himself, en route to the tree.
"Cowabunga?"

Oh-ho, Mr. Cliche struck once again.

"Woah..." Sync gasped under his breath. Few things surprised him, but the sight of that woman and that brownie chick with the huge melons was definitely cause for it. He was completely and utterly torn between sitting back and watching the fireworks or greeting the tw-... okay, why was one walking towards him and one not? Well, that made the ice slightly easier to break.

The greeny shota approached Tear with a rather odd confidence, given his short stature. The smile on his face was pretty creepy and cocky at the same time.

"What are you doing here? I thought you ran away for good."

Never mind that he seemed to be ignoring the fact that him and Exsel had been HIDING IN THE WOODS FOR A YEAR.

((Not enough pr0n, guys. I'm highly saddened .))

Yeah, they were all in a house. Kurai thought she was tripping on acid, so she just shrugged.

Then some chick screamed her name really loud. And the redhead instantly thought, MY GOD, I'M POPULAR WITH THE LADIES NOW. SU-WEET. Now, how should I let them down and tell them that I'm straight? Then she heard the last part of the scream, and Kurai cried silently.

"Ah, Aurelia." She greeted, facing her new crooni--um, underlings. ... "HEY. DARU, KURA, ZERO, SERE, RID. NEW MEMBERS. SAY HAI."

No one cared.

And that's when Kurai set her eyes on MR. TALL, KINDA-DARK, SO ******** SEXY, OMG HE'S FREAKIN HOT and WEARS GLASSES Richter. And she had an inner (lol!whut?) heart attack. Oh WOW...was this kid going to be on HER team? Wait, not kid...man. Mmmmyes, he was all man all right.

"Hey Ritcher~" The sage said, moving closer to him. "Hey, you know for new members, we have a ceremony. If you two would just follow me to that back room over there?" She wagged a finger and (really) dragged both new Red Cult Members to said back room.



Zelos sneezed because someone was talking about him. And Rai was right, no one cared about Tytree. But the Former Chosen put him down anyway.

"Oh, sorry about that, Rai. I didn't really see you there. Okay, wait, I think I did, but I was busy yelling at someone."

And then he heard Raiko say something about incestuous romps. And he stared down at his sister, mouth totally open.

Seles wasn't paying attention, though. There were WAY TOO MANY GIRLS all up in ZELOS' SPACE. She did not like that.

"No I don't," Younger!b***h answered Daru smoothly. Then she stared at Rai, "It's not nice for me to see you. And I don't know what you're talking about." THEN she turned back to Daruki. Again.

She quickly got flustered. "W-what do you mean MALES? What does that have to do with anything?"

Zelos started coughing in the corner, and Rid was busy dying from the burns he suffered when he blew up.

Kurai zoomed in from seemingly nowhere and whispered a few words into Seles' ear (and afterwards, she went back to Richter and his partner). Seles was completely pale now.

And she was gazing up (up up up) at Kratos. Zelos' coughing, though, made her shake her head and open her mouth.

But Rid got up and pushed her out of the way to raid up some fridges in this b***h (...he's going to go eat, k?).

Finally, Zelos asked, "? What did Kurai tell you?"
"...n-nothing."
"Then why were you looking at Kratos?"
"...no reason."
"O rly?"
"Ya rly..."
"NO WAI!" THAT WAS RID.

The Red Cult shure doez have some weird a** oddballs. At least they didn't send notes to each other saying, 'Not love' because apparently they weren't gay.

'Running away? How dare he? We've barely spoken a second and he's already starting trouble.' It took all Tear had not to bash Sync's skull in in defense of her friend.

She noted Amanda scooted further around the tree while they spoke. Obviously she hadn't gathered herself enough to come over yet. Not that Tear could blame her. Amanda wasn't afraid of a lot, but this was one thing they never spoke about again after they'd left.

She'd just have to hold her own against Sync for the moment.

"We recieved word that something was going on and came back here, that's all. Amanda wouldn't abandon her cult or her duties as their leader, no matter what the circumstance." She kept her smile cool and polite, though underneath she wanted to be anything but that. "What about you? Still hiding from the world, I see."

Sync took greater offense than his composure let on. "Look, I really don't give two shits about that emo f**'s woman problems. I just thought I'd antagonize you a little."

He had his hands in his pockets now like all the cool kids as he started to waltz off. He cocked (lol, cocked) his head back and gave what some might call a "compliment."

"It's a good thing there's at least one person here that's not an idiot."

(( I can't remember, did anyone ever try to explain to Exsel what was going on? ))

"Does anyone else smell failed goals and wilted expectations?" Avalith asked.

"Hmm, if you smell Kurai we must be getting close." Cless nodded.

"Oh! I'm so happy that we'll get to see everyone!" Colette did her little fisty motion.

The two angels were flying slightly ahead of the pegasus, in order to scout out what was going on ahead. Colette was also there to make sure Mithos didn't do anything genocidal.

"I'm glad Mithos is staying Mithos, Yggy creeps me out." Avalith whispered to Cless.

"Agreed."

Tear blinked. Just like that, all the fight in her drained and she stood there, stunned. "Well, well. Maybe he really does understand what's been going on." She murmured to herself. 'Maybe even more than I do.'

"Tear!"

She turned to see Amanda standing behind her, frowning.

"What was that all about? What did Sync want?"

Turning back, she noticed Sync was gone. "Ah...nothing important. You ready to go inside?" Tear plastered another smile on her face.

"Let's just get this over with so we can go back to the base." The Brown leader huffed. 'And away from him.' Amanda steeled herself and stepped inside. She knew the Green base well enough, and there just wasn't enough space between the front door and the room he was in to prepare herself for the meeting ahead.

Tear followed close behind, making sure her friend didn't take a step back. "This'll be interesting." She muttered.

"I heard that."

They both took a moment, then slipped quietly into the back of the room.

Kurai achieved all of her goals (Doctor/Local Richtard/Red Cult Leader), thank you very much. So she was quite content with her life, and still has very high expectations.

Standing in front of the inactive Ritch and Aura (totally new nickname), the Sage coughed. Someone was talking about her...in a NEGATIVE way. She sniffed and knew exactly who it was.

Grabbing onto Ritcher's wrist, she pulled the man outside (his partner will just have to follow them) and looked up into the sky. Now where the HELL were they?

...

Oh no...she sensed someone THAT SHE REALLY HATED. AND HER HEAD WANTED TO BLOW UP.

FREAKIN. MITHOS.

NOW KRII IZ PISSED. And she showed her P'O'd-ness by slapping a fly from Aura's face.

Inside, Zelos face turned to this ' D: ' and he muttered, "Mithos...is coming. Oh fauck..."