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 Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:01 pm
Hell. xd
Why is the sun so bright?
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:45 am
boobies.
Why is a ninja called ninja?
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:22 pm
Because you touch yourself at night.
Who invented peanut butter?
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:16 am
Batman.
Why do superheroes always wear tights?
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:04 am
Because they're charging their lazors.
What was Michael Jackson's hit album?
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:53 am
The Kids are alright.
Why do cats always chase a piece of string?
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:23 pm
Because it reminds them of spaghetti.
If x=89 and y=752, what is the name of the bus driver?
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:38 am
Constantinople.
What's Easter all about?
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:14 pm
The memory of those who died in World War I.
Which country was Hitler the dictator of?
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:10 am
Atlantis.
What sound does a cat make?
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:55 am
Oink.
Who revolutionized the idea of a genetic table?
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:55 am
Michael Jackson.
How about you and me get together and test the springs out on the bed?
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:08 pm
The square root of nine is three!
So how about them Yankees?
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:25 am
Teenage Mutant Bionic Squirrels.
Why is water wet?
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:30 pm
Because of jazzercise.
How many wheels does a tricycle have?
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