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 Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:47 pm
Wish granted! However, since you're speeding so much everything is a blur and you end up crashing into a building and getting a speeding fine. D:
I wish I could stay up as late as I wanted.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:50 pm
granted but since you stay up all night and all day over and over again your eyes cant take it and they explode.
i wish i could terrorize animals at the bottom of the grand canyon by rolling large rocks off the edge.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:39 pm
articwolfblade18 granted but since you stay up all night and all day over and over again your eyes cant take it and they explode. i wish i could terrorize animals at the bottom of the grand canyon by rolling large rocks off the edge. Granted, you end up getting falling off the edge when you push the first boulder I wish I had enough money to support myself with no worries
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:39 pm
Granted, but you become overwhelmed with greed and turn into a selfish, lonely person.
D:
I wish I had more time in the day.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:12 am
Granted, but in slowing the rotation of the Earth, you start a climate change that will eventually lead to the next Ice Age.
I wish I had my cat back. *sniffle*
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:39 pm
Granted: but the first it goes outside it gets hit by a car
Wish: the world would go BOOM
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:07 am
granted but it happens that the government just found a way we can live on mars. it happens that it really does have oxygen on it and plant life and water. so everyone goes to mars and leaves you to be and then earth blows up.
i wish for a puma
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:00 am
Granted, but this puma has developed a taste for people, and tries to chase after you. You try to defend yourself by swatting at the puma with a pipe, but a PETA mob gangs up on you.
I wish for an amusement park.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:50 pm
granted but then you get swarms of obnoxious, cussing, littering tweens constantly surrounding you no matter where you are in the park driving you to mass murder and you get the death penalty
I wish I had a brownie
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:58 pm
Granted, but the brownie has mass amounts of chocolate and you get so hyper that you think youre funny, so you do a stand up comedy show, only to get thrown on the street by the three people that show up and you get hit by an 18 wheeler and die.
I wish it was February
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:16 pm
granted but then that year there was so many hearts the world flooded heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart
wish I can blow the universe to smitherines
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:30 pm
granted but when that happens god gets too flooded with people at the gates of heaven and says "screw it. who blew up the universe?"and one dude raises his hand and then god sends everyone back and restores everything keeping that one guy there.
i wish all peta(people for the ethical teatment of animals) members would switch to the good peta (people who eat tasty animals)
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:55 am
Granted, your put on the list of tasety animals
I wish to be king of the world for life
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:15 pm
Granted, but all of your subjects die from food poisoning.
I wish for fame and fortune.
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:15 pm
granted: but as soon as you take the throne you suffer a massive heart attack and keel over, dead as a doornail.
i wish i had a soda.
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