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 Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:07 pm
If they keep us entertained, then go right ahead... whee
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:29 pm
One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:34 pm
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:39 pm
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy". While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card. "Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen." "But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party." "Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper. "'Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:24 am
Chibi_Maru-chan On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy". While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card. "Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen." "But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party." "Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper. "'Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply. xD
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:04 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:57 am
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe somebody can adopt you.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:05 pm
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:47 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:26 pm
As a flock of seagulls flew into the sky the man began to sing, "And I ran, I ran so far away"
if anyone gets this joke you get a hug ^_^ cuz it makes me giggle
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:46 pm
Chibi_Maru-chan Autumn Orchard Chibi_Maru-chan Autumn Orchard Chibi_Maru-chan Autumn Orchard still havent gotten my baynes fix >< ...you know you really shouldn't be feeding me this kind of ammo for my sick gutter brain rolleyes but I need him!!1 well you could always just write his name on a vibe and get your fix that way rolleyes whee ....and I already warned you... O_o anyways, Ive got fresh blood for the guild. going from vibe to fresh blood doesn't seem to click very well with my sleep deprived brain......
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:30 am
*is creeped out*
. . . ninja
*hides Baynes on Autumn*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:06 pm
puppy! gonk
you people need to get on more!
and join the cliche rp XP I even got zeis back in here for it!
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:23 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:22 pm
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