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Adios que te vaya bien
Aterciopelados

Tus ojos son dos luceros
Que alumbran los basureros
Tus patas son dos estacas
Para amarrar muchas vacas
Tu pelo es como un trapero
enredado sucio y feo
Tu corazon no palpita
y es peligroso cual dinamita

Adios que te vaya Bien
que te coja un carro
que te parta un rayo
que te espiche un tren
Adios que te vaya bien
que te muerda un perro
que te lleve el diablo
y marques calaberas

Tu cerebro retorcido
Ahy de serpientes es un nido
Tu estomago no siente hambre
exesos de biles
le causo un calambre
Tus manos saben Katarate
Hua quiera Dios que no me maten
Eres la verma del guero
y si no me alejo me muero

Adios que te vaya Bien
que te coja un carro
que te parta un rayo
que te espiche un tren
Adios que te vaya bien
que te muerda un perro
que te lleve el diablo
y marques calaberas

Tu no eres una persona
Tu no eres mas que un salvaje
y yo te quiero a morir
por eso es que yo te quiero

Florecita Rockera

Como echarte flores
si eres un jardín
con esos olores
me siento morir
Florecita rockera
tu te lo buscaste por despertar mi pasión
encendiste mi hoguera no tienes perdón
te pondré en una matera
Como darte besos
mi flor de alhelí
con esos colores
yo palidecí
Florecita rockera
tu te lo buscaste por despertar mi pasión
encendiste mi hoguera no tienes perdón
te pondré en una matera
Como trasplantarte
a mi corazón
como no cortarte
desde la raíz
Florecita rockera
tu te lo buscaste por despertar mi pasión
encendiste mi hoguera no tienes perdón
te pondré en una matera
Mira que tu tienes el candor
a flor de piel
y además siempre estás
fresca como una lechuga
Soy el picaflor
que chupará toda tu miel
soy el picaflor
que chupará toda tu miel
soy el picaflor
Florecita rockera
tu te lo buscaste por despertar mi pasión
encendiste mi hoguera no tienes perdón
te pondré en una matera

Baby got back xd xd xd

[Girl]
Oh my god Becky look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean it's gross
Look she's just so black

[Sir Mix a Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so...

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ********
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

Sera nuestro nuevo himno!! contra los hombres!!! evil

TE PASAS!!! xd xd xd

Suggestion For The New Nanny
Simpsons

Lisa -If you wish to be our sitter,
Please be sweet and never bitter,
Help us with math and book reports
Bart -Might i add, eat my shorts!
Homer- BART!!
Bart- Just cuttin' through the treacle!

Lisa -If maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
Bart -Let me get away with loiter
Lisa -Teach us songs and magic tricks
Homer-Might I add - No fat chicks!
Marge - HOMER!

Lisa -The nanny we want is kind and sage
Homer -And one who will work for minimum wage
Lisa -Hurry nanny, things are grim,
Granpa - I'll do it!!
Bart + Lisa - Anyone but him!