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 Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:18 am
"Shining brightly, even for a split second, is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity."- Jing, from King of Bandit Jing
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:20 am
"Elizabeth: I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilites against Port Royal.
Barbossa: There were a lot o' long words there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I am disinclined to acquiece to your request. Means no."
~ Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:07 am
"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!"
~ Vash ( Trigun)
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:12 am
"Brian: Hey, you know what might be a thrill for you guys?
Chris: Ooh, ooh, eating a pebble!"
~ Family Guy
((Now I won't get confused when posting. xd ))
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:18 am
"Peter: Oh man, Lois is really pissed at me
Brian: Yeah, who knew welfare fraud was one of her buttons?"
~ Family Guy
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:43 am
The Wisdom of Jack Handey
"If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said "Hey, hows it going?". So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said "Now whose asking the questions?"
I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with.
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point."
~ Deep Thoughts Skit -Saturday Night Live
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:45 am
Mr. Van Driessen: "Who can tell me how they kill these poor little animals that they use to make those furs? Anybody?""
Daria: "a**l electrocution?"
Mr. Van Driessen: "That's correct.""
Beavis: "What's that mean?""
Mr. Van Driessen: "Tell the class, Daria.""
Daria: "50,000 volts up the butt.""
Class (in unison): Eeeeeewwwwww!"
Butt-Head: "That'd be cool.""
Beavis: "Wonder what that feels like?""
Butt-Head: "Ask your dad."
~ Beavis & Butt-Head
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:50 am
Louis:" That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely, and yet I can't recall any sunrise before it. I watched its whole magnificence for the last time as if it were the first. And then I said farewell to sun light, and set out to become what I became."
~ Interview with the Vampire (1994)
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:41 pm
"'Hi. I'm Daria. Go to Hell.' It doesn't work... my face is too expressive." - Jane Lane, from an episode of Daria(can't remember which one...).
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:47 pm
"You see, her arm grows weak, she cannot raise it to my heart!" Pirate King
"I wasn't aiming for your heart!" Mabel
Pirate King looks down and grabs the armor on his nether regions emitting a "beep,beep" noise..
The Pirate Movie, staring Christopher Atkins and Christie MacNichol
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:57 pm
Ayrissa "You see, her arm grows weak, she cannot raise it to my heart!" Pirate King "I wasn't aiming for your heart!" Mabel Pirate King looks down and grabs the armor on his nether regions emitting a "beep,beep" noise.. The Pirate Movie, staring Christopher Atkins and Christie MacNichol God, I need to find that one on DVD... xd Okay, here's another quote... "I reject your reality, and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:00 pm
OnsenMark Ayrissa "You see, her arm grows weak, she cannot raise it to my heart!" Pirate King "I wasn't aiming for your heart!" Mabel Pirate King looks down and grabs the armor on his nether regions emitting a "beep,beep" noise.. The Pirate Movie, staring Christopher Atkins and Christie MacNichol God, I need to find that one on DVD... xd Okay, here's another quote... "I reject your reality, and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, MythbustersI have it on VHS! I need to get it on DVD too. I LOVE that movie!! heart Here's one! "You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs..." Riff Raff... The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:57 pm
"Shop assistant: Where's your mom?
Kevin: She's at work.
Shop assistant: Where's your dad.
Kevin: He's at work.
Shop assistant: Where're your brothers and sisters?
Kevin: I'm an only child.
Shop assistant: Where do you live?
Kevin: I can't tell you that.
Shop assistant: Why not?
Kevin: Cos you're a stranger."
~ Home Alone
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:04 pm
"Dr. Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank N Furter: Rocky!"
~ The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:26 pm
"The Criminologist: And crawling om this planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning."
~ The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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