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 Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:23 am
Nebelstern and_solo_said Poached Yoghurt
Ingredients:
Yoghurt
Method:
Go to the part of the supermarket where they store things (or any other part that you're not supposed to pick things up from)
Take one pot of yoghurt
Pay for as if nothing was awry...
EAT DAMMIT
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 5:46 pm
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 4:53 am
Would poached yoghurt not involve wearing dark tweeds, sneaking onto someone else's property, stealing their yoghurt and taking it home with you to either eat or sell on?
confused
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 5:01 am
Invictus_88 Would poached yoghurt not involve wearing dark tweeds, sneaking onto someone else's property, stealing their yoghurt and taking it home with you to either eat or sell on?
confused
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 5:03 am
I had the idea that it was to be boiled like the egg version. Ok, shutting up now... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 5:07 am
Yoghurt sushi
Ingredients:
Yoghurt
Fish
Method:
Dip fish into yoghurt
Hurl at an old person to tenderise
Run (you can pick up the fish if you really want, but eating it is not advisable)
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 10:25 am
Nebelstern I had the idea that it was to be boiled like the egg version. Ok, shutting up now... sweatdrop I thought that too. Double Poached YoghurtTake the poached yoghurt you got earlier. Boil some water and put in in a pan. Tip the yoghurt into the pan and hope it works. I dont know if it would work. Because arent the protiens already denatured once they become yoghurt? Ive never tried cooking yoghurt. Anything could happen.
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 12:52 pm
I wouldn't want to try that.
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:01 pm
No, it'd wind up disgusting, smelly. and ... I don't know, I'll try it and get back to you.
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 5:28 am
Yoghurt Moose
Ingredients:
Yoghurt
Airline ticket to Canada
Method:
Hide in the undergrowth
Lob a large grazing animal
RUN LIKE s**t!!!!
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:53 pm
I've ne'er quite actually understood it when people say this. s**t can't actually run. But then of course, There's also "Run like Hell" and stuff like that so perhaps I should just shut up now. *shuts up*
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 12:44 am
I think that is largely because the more colloquial nature of society fails to use a correct word in the sentence structure, therefore resorts to using inanimate objects and expletatives in order to fill the linguistic 'void'.
For example; "What the dickens?" "How the heck?" and "By jingo" rolleyes
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 11:50 pm
Nebelstern I think that is largely because the more colloquial nature of society fails to use a correct word in the sentence structure, therefore resorts to using inanimate objects and expletatives in order to fill the linguistic 'void'.
For example; "What the dickens?" "How the heck?" and "By jingo" rolleyes "By George!"
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:57 pm
Scottish Flumary
1/2 a tub of greek youghurt
100g rolled oats
a bunch of whiskey
Honey
METHOD:
lightly bake the oats
mix the honey whiskey and yoghurt
mix in the oats
leave in the fridge over night
gorge!
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 12:45 pm
That sounds like the nicest thing thats been put on the board. Specially if you add plenty whisky. mrgreen yes I am still on the campaign for Mr.Greens recinition (sorry about the spelling)
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