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 Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:47 pm
A grand piano conveniently decides to fall out of the sky onto your hands. (And Freddy.)
(Disappointed?)
By the way. It's spelled "T-O-R-T-U-R-E"
I'm sitting on my couch.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:37 pm
Then an elephant falls from the roof and landing on you crushing all the bones in your body.
I'm doing nothing.
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:09 am
You get filled with anti-mater and die.
ive stopped and smelt the roses
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:29 pm
STOP YOU FOOL
THOSE AREN'T ROSES
THOSE ARE PIRANHA PLAN--
Too late. sad
I'm flying a T Copter above Rubinelle airspace.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:10 pm
You make it safely back to the states and to your house but get mugged by a leprechaun the next day........
I'm typing on gaia.......
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:13 pm
That's how it starts.
Didn't you read the paper?
Anyone who types on gaia gets shocked within two seconds..
Oh, crap, I'm typing.
I'm getting ready to eat a snack. smile
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:42 am
and while you were eating the snack in your bedroom, a mosquito came and bit you, little that you know that that mosquito is the most dangerous species of mosquitoes
I'm on my room changing to my pajamas
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:04 am
You trip, your head hits the table and the pen you'd been using just recently goes through your right shoulder.
I'm at Starbucks.
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THISisNOTmyACTUALname Crew
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:09 pm
The barista is PSYCHO AS HELL and poisons your coffee with elsevier, a fatal and quick poison! You're in the hospital for two minutes....
I'm sitting in a corner reciting a song about peaches
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:48 pm
When your best friend walks in and starts throwing some really hard peaches at you. You end up with a concussion, black eye and you now have short term memory loss for the rest of your life.
I'm on my way to a college class...
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THISisNOTmyACTUALname Crew
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:04 am
Someone running way faster than anyone could have any reason to run runs into you from behind, knocking you into a wall. His backpack, weighed down with led bricks, falls on your leg and snaps your femur.
I'm sending a text.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 2:25 am
and go to the person who you texted, while you went outside, Icicles fell and hit you.
I'm watching a Broadway Play
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:18 pm
Then an actor on stage sees you on your laptop (or phone) and yells; "BLASPHEMY!" and jumps on you, unfortunately he had on a spiky shirt and you have LOTS O' holes in you....
I'm listening to music and laughing at a senior who is afraid of a little doggie X3
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:30 pm
But then he sees you laughing at him so he goes into an insane fit of rage and beats you with your music player causing you and the doggie to have serious wounds therefore causing you to be in the hospital.... I'm drinking milk
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