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TLOEM SPACE TREK ADVENTURE CHAPTER 230923.2

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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:29 pm

Can I wake up now?

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:33 pm

> "Sir there are more pressing issues at hand"

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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:34 pm

NAME: Paco
HEALTH: 100%
PROFESSION: Nurse
INVENTORY: Tricorder, that thing that hisses when you push it against someone

YOU WAKE UP IN THE CAPTAINS QUARTERS. YOU ARE TIED DOWN TO THE BED. SOMBRA IS STANDING NEXT TO YOU.

>Ask him what's up
>Scream for help
>Offer sex

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:36 pm

>Scream for help

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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:39 pm

NAME: Capn
HEALTH: 75%
PROFESSION: Chief Engineer
INVENTORY: Tricorder, Phase modulator

"I'LL GIVE YOU PRESSING!" THE CAPTAIN JUMPS ON YOU AND CRUSHES YOU UNDER HIMSELF.
YOU PASS OUT.

To be continued?

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:40 pm

NAME: Paco
HEALTH: 100%
PROFESSION: Nurse
INVENTORY: Tricorder, that thing that hisses when you push it against someone

YOU SCREAM FOR HELP BUT SOMBRA SMACKS YOUR FACE AND PUTS A GAG IN YOUR MOUTH. "THE CAPTAIN WILL BE HERE SHORTLY. YOU BETTER BEHAVE"

>Nod and stop struggling
>Panic and try to free yourself

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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:41 pm

>Cry, nod, and stop struggling

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:48 pm

NAME: Paco
HEALTH: 100%
PROFESSION: Nurse
INVENTORY: Empty

THE DOOR OPENS AND CAPTAIN ALT WADDLES IN. "SOMBRA GO TAKE CAPN TO SICK BAY. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE KILLED HIM IDK"
"DAMMIT ALT..." SOMBRA MUTTERS AND GOES TO THE BRIDGE.

"SO PACO....SUP?" THE CAPTAIN LOOKS AT YOU AND GRINS.

>"Oh god please let me go!"
>"Oh god I finally get to have sex!"
>"Oh god, oh god, oh god!"

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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:53 pm

>"Oh god, oh god, oh god!"

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:57 pm

NAME: Paco
HEALTH: 100%
PROFESSION: Nurse
INVENTORY: Tricorder, that thing that hisses when you push it against someone

YOU WAKE UP IN YOUR ROOM. YOUR DOOR MALFUNCTIONED AND SLAMMED INTO YOUR HEAD AND KNOCKED YOU OUT. MAKING YOU HAVE ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DREAMS.

>"Damn now I got a boner..."
>"Damn now I got a headache..."
>"Dnma wno i gta cuncusion..."

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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:03 pm

>"Damn now I got a boner..."

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:05 pm

NAME: Paco
HEALTH: 100%
PROFESSION: Nurse
INVENTORY: Tricorder, that thing that hisses when you push it against someone

YOU GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND TAKE CARE OF IT. THEN YOU TRY TO LEAVE YOUR ROOM. BUT THE DOOR WON'T OPEN.

>Stay put in room
>Try to force door open
>Crawl out through the jefferies tube

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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:06 pm

>Crawl out through the jefferies tube

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:09 pm

NAME: Paco
HEALTH: 100%
PROFESSION: Nurse
INVENTORY: Tricorder, that thing that hisses when you push it against someone

YOU CRAWL INTO THE TUBE AND WANDER AROUND INSIDE IT FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS.

To be continued in part 3

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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:11 pm

I was promised sex >:I

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