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 Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:02 pm
From Clue;
Mr. Green: I'm a plant.
(Forgot who said it): I thought people like you were called a fruit!
From the subtitles in Battle Royale:
"Any who see this must be scribble."
Fighter from 8-Bit Theater- "Paint chips and powerlines. My childhood rocks!"
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:34 pm
I have a ton from the show Smallville.....I'm obsessed.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:51 pm
"English is so butchered and perversified that 'piano' is probably slang for 'p***s' now."...(later)..."Thats an interesting pick-up line: Wanna play my piano?" -A friend of mine
"Its a 6-inch voice, but we know you're using the metric system." -another friend.
"Its a happy kitty! LOOK! It's so happy it's hissing!" my little sister
"I'm a floormat. I'm a FLAT square!" -me
I have a littel notebook full of this stuff...
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:00 pm
one of my friends does that too! they are soooo funny!
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:10 pm
"Are you proud to have a longer BiC than I do?" -my BF (say it aloud.)
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:42 pm
0_o ...............................................
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:43 pm
"Being cool is a sin."--Dave Lister from Red Dwarf.
"Wait... Are you trying to tell me everyone's dead?"--Lister again! biggrin
"Which is more important, you dinner or a man's life?!"
"I don't think that even deserves an answer."
--Rimmer and the Cat, respectively. ^_^ Red Dwarf again. You have to see it to get the joke. xD
Edit: Quote from me. O_o;
"What's the point of taking chemistry if you can't blow sh*t up?"
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:14 pm
ooh ive got a few perverted ones blaugh
"INCEST IS THE BEST PUT YOUR COUSIN TO THE TEST"
"STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME"
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:08 pm
"You know how they call corn on the cob 'corn on the cob'? But that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that 'corn'. They should call every other version 'corn off the cob'. It's not like if you cut off my arm, you'd call my arm 'Mitch' but then reattach it and call it 'Mitch all together'!"
- Mitch Hedberg, Strategic Grill Locations *huggles F.L.O. for introducing her to that cd*
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:12 pm
Lyssygy "STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME" "...So tie me up and throw me down and show me that you like me." That's the full version.
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:25 am
Me:"Put the pickle in your mouth and use the other hand."
My BF:"Practical advice you're giving to your sister, there."
Me:"Wait... use the other hand for WHAT now?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:45 pm
Waraigoe Me:"Put the pickle in your mouth and use the other hand." My BF:"Practical advice you're giving to your sister, there." Me:"Wait... use the other hand for WHAT now?" LMFAO!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:19 pm
*grins* He's particularly proud of that one. I like it too.
"There are so many wrong things you could DO with the hilt of this knife..." -Steffi
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:43 pm
O___o;;;;
It's sad cause most of the quotes I have (and love) are in French ^^;;
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:52 pm
"I'm a rebel, to be looked at as obscene
I'm a rebel, being a decent human being"
from Rebel, by the Casualties
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