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do u want a cow?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:33 pm


Wish granted, there is no Spanish test tomorrow, in fact, your teacher suddenly decides that there are no tests ever again! Homeworks gone too! As far as he or she's concerned, just showing up gets you an A....and even that's a very lax rule. Unfortunately, being bilingual looks good to employers, so you decide to include than on your resume- you got a C in high school Spanish so why not? Suddenly, you've been sent to the middle of Mexico for the research of a rare bird. Now you're in the middle of a strange small town, you don't know what anyone's saying, and you're gonna lose your job.

I wish I had a pencil that would never get dull and with an eraser that would never wither away.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:30 pm


How lucky you are to find such an item! However this item has magical powers. It can never stop writting and if you do you can not stop yourself to sing the exact words it has ever written. You sing for the rest of your life and write... what ever you like best. xp
I wish these currupted wishes were not so morbid.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:54 am


Granted, but now they don't seem very entertaining, and the game ceases. D:

I wish junk food was actually healthy.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:48 pm


wish granted, but you become allergic to all junk food.

I wish I had a better car

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:14 am


You got the most awsomest car around. Flashy___choose colour___ and all the gadgets you will ever need. However, it is actually a hidden robat which wants to control the world and really is just using you as an undercover. He will kill you one day because you become useless to him.

I wish I could rule the world and create peace!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:54 pm


Wish granted, but you are consumed by your own thoughts of greed, and world peace turns into poop.

I wish I was in a Austin Powers moooviie.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:48 am


Ohhh my gosh Austins loves you! He wants to chag you like there was no tommorrow.... you try to run away (Austins not your cup of tea). You join Dr.Evil but was then eaten by his lazerbeam sharks for not being evil enough.

I wish that everyone would be happy and hug givers!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:57 pm


Wish granted, but everyone's arms get extremely tired from hugging, and things go back to normal.

I wish it was the '70s again.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:55 pm


Wish granted, but it was only a dream.

I wish I could have seen the lunar eclipse.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:01 pm


You saw it. It was totallly awsome! But then the moon disapear to never be seen again. And you cry... sorry.

I wish my friend woud answer her phone or atleast call back!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:07 pm


Granted, but the call is disconnected as soon as you get a hold of her call.

I wish I was a ninja zombie monkey penguin.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:32 pm


Wish granted, but you get caught while trying to do a ninja mission and end up dying. They make you into Zombie, monkey, penguin salad.

I wish I had the tons of CD's!


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:22 am


Wish granted, but they all were cracked when you opened the cases.

I wish I had a vacuum cleaner.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:04 pm


Wish granted, but the vacuum cleaner eats all your blankets, drapes, and rugs. Then it goes on to eat your hair.

I wish I could play in snow.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:48 pm



Wish granted but you realize that it burns your skin at even the slightest contact

I wish someone cared about me

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