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 Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:49 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:29 pm
One question that will never be answerable.
Can Chuck Norris be divided by zero or not?
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:25 pm
SCHIZOPHRENIC TENDENCIES One question that will never be answerable. Can Chuck Norris be divided by zero or not? Please don't desecrate math by mixing it with him. wink
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:30 pm
flaifire SCHIZOPHRENIC TENDENCIES One question that will never be answerable. Can Chuck Norris be divided by zero or not? Please don't desecrate math by mixing it with him. wink It could be worse: Questioning if Chuck Norris can be divided by zero while Mr. T throws him Helluva far.
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:36 am
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. What a douche.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:06 am
SCHIZOPHRENIC TENDENCIES One question that will never be answerable. Can Chuck Norris be divided by zero or not? Chuck Norris is always in the active voice, even in Soviet Russia. Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:09 am
Layra-chan SCHIZOPHRENIC TENDENCIES One question that will never be answerable. Can Chuck Norris be divided by zero or not? Chuck Norris is always in the active voice, even in Soviet Russia. Chuck Norris can divide by 0. I'm not asking if he can divide by zero. I'm asking if he can be divided by zero.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:22 am
SCHIZOPHRENIC TENDENCIES Layra-chan SCHIZOPHRENIC TENDENCIES One question that will never be answerable. Can Chuck Norris be divided by zero or not? Chuck Norris is always in the active voice, even in Soviet Russia. Chuck Norris can divide by 0. I'm not asking if he can divide by zero. I'm asking if he can be divided by zero. Chuck Norris is able to divide himself into 0 parts. He can only be divided by zero by Chuck Norris; no one else can divide him by 0, because then Chuck Norris would not be in the active voice.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:29 am
Layra-chan SCHIZOPHRENIC TENDENCIES Layra-chan SCHIZOPHRENIC TENDENCIES One question that will never be answerable. Can Chuck Norris be divided by zero or not? Chuck Norris is always in the active voice, even in Soviet Russia. Chuck Norris can divide by 0. I'm not asking if he can divide by zero. I'm asking if he can be divided by zero. Chuck Norris is able to divide himself into 0 parts. He can only be divided by zero by Chuck Norris; no one else can divide him by 0, because then Chuck Norris would not be in the active voice. But if Chuck Norris can divide by zero and get a valid answer. He couldn't divide parts of his body.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:18 am
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. What a douche. chuck norris Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever." There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris. If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood. oh I love that one.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:47 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:37 pm
HOLY BIBLE-HUMPING, BATMAN! Chuck Norris should give himself a roundhouse-kicking to himself in the face continuously for that!
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:47 am
he's got the Chrétien mouth thing going on in that clip.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:08 am
Haha.. That was horrible.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:14 pm
The more I listen to it, the more I feel that jungle is an inherently silly genre. That sustained bass, the little flourishes, the remnants of oldskool rave hardcore and ragga, and of course, the lyrics.
This is not to disparage it at all, but it's so easy to tell that it's both a reaction to and a descendent of oldskool rave.
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