Welcome to Gaia! ::

We usually have pie or apple crisp instead of cake. Still, there is lots of chocolate (:

Happy Easter with a ticking Time Bomb Egg!

Mohammad Jihad!

But seriously, if I'm going to be Ahab the Arab, then you have to be Dominos.

Mohammas Jihad is an excellent name xD

Bahaha, deal.

Wait a gosh darned minute...

I'm not going to perpetuate some faceless conglomorate in an economic system which punitively alienates the proletariat from the artifice of their own creation, all for the sake of some bourgeois baron of the pizza industry, sitting atop his own pile of monetary excrement and smoking Cubans to the aristocratic banter of Fraiser, on his big-screen, satellite infused, Philips LCD flat-screen TV.

NO, NOT I, GOOD SIR, NOT I!

Deimos, do you speak like you write?

Only when I'm charged with coffee and inspired by literature.

Then I can rant like Rick Mercer with a pinecone up his a**.

Edit: And I hope you've seen this, KD:

http://www.break.com/index/the-history-of-lol-cats.html