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 Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:47 am
Arrken sighs and pulls up a book from behind the counter. Underneath the book is a 9 milimeter handgun. He grabs the handgun.
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:02 pm
"geez it was only a joke!" haze mumbles pulling out his throwing daggers that he had picked up.. "the gun is really not fair you know"
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:53 pm
"That's too bad," Arrken said tiredly. "Now get out of my shop."
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:34 pm
haze left, sadly a little shaken. "that was cruel." teal said appering behind arrken, "but completely understandable."
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:26 pm
"You get out, too!" Arrken said angrily. "Everyone out!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:46 pm
"But I wasn't doing anything!" Melana said, "I was just about to pay for the cookies!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:14 pm
Arrken turns and shoots wildly at several people running off with some cookies. He turns back around. "My gun can fire six shots. Now, in all that confusion, I know you must be thinking, 'did he fire five shots, or six?' Well, I'm not sure myself. So, I've gotta ask, do ya' feel lucky? Well, do ya'?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:54 pm
"i'm dead," said teal drily, "i always feel lucky with things like this. now! stop nonsense you are being incredably STUPID!" teal sits on a stool. "by the way do you have anything carbinated?"
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:52 am
"No," said Arrken. "And if you're dead, does that mean nothing will hurt you? Say... light??? Arrken reches underneath the counter and pulls out another gun, marked "laser."
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:42 pm
"this is a new one," remarked teal drily, "now really you've gone to far 'laser?' i don't think i've ever been so insulted. it would have been better if you'd shot me. i don't die but yes i do hurt, really now what exactly is your point?" he gently pushes away the laser, and sits there on the stool, "now about my drink"
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:43 pm
"Oh, I assure you," Arrken said. "This is far more deadly than your run-of-the-mill laser. This is a plasma gun. It hurts more than the handgun. Or, I guess it does. Everyone I shoot it with pretty much dies instantly." He hesitates for a moment, then says, "Why don't I chop you to bits with my chainsaw? Wait here." Arrken goes back to the counter. He ducks down for a moment, then comes up with a chainsaw. It was marked "steak cutter."
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:40 pm
"look arrken," said teal with a sigh, "let's be just a little bit rational here, you need not cut me up, you need not attempt to kill me. i thought perhaps you had gotten over that but it apears not, but honestly just what would this all acomplish? in the end i would still want my drink."
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:07 am
"now isn't this interesting a whole cafe to myself. i wonder were arrken keeps the drinks?"
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:26 pm
*reads pm and smiles* "behind the counter got it." *slides behind the counter* "scotch? no... beer? crude no... wine? i'll pass... sugery death juice? funny i thought that was just ayoura's thing but no.... What type of place is this? no soft drinks at all!!! oh wait.. here we are, coke? no. sprite? no. Dr. pepper? AHA! found it!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:34 pm
"Nooooooooo!!!!" Arrken cried, dashing out of the back room. "At least pay for it! And the Dr. Pepper is mine and mine alone!!!!"
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