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 Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:51 pm
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
Dorwinion :: Dorwinion Elementary School's Neighboring Pub
Akhorahil of the Nine
One small, unnoticeable tear began to form amidst Akhorahil's wraith-eyes.
"Why must everyone always make it their quest to out-gamble me?" cried he.
He promptly ran off towards the bathroom, screams of anguish permeating throughout the pub.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:56 pm
Dorwinion Pub
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
Ren, used to Akorahil's constant screaming, was instead very interested in the pie. "What's in the pie?" He asked the barkeep.
"Oh, you know. This and that..." The barkeeper said somewhat shiftily.
Ren looked more closely at the pie, and could distinguish several grape vines, a toilet paper roll, and what could well be half of a wagon wheel sticking out of the pie in various places. "My favourite!" Ren exclaimed delightedly and made a dive at the pie, landing squarely in its soft, squishy centre.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:13 am
Ji couldn't help but giggle as he saw Ren's dive for the pie. It amused him to no end. He turned to the barkeep.
Big tankerd, now! he ordered swiftly. The barkeep quickly filled a large glass of beer for the cloaked the figure, who grabbed it and began to drink.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:57 pm
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
Dorwinion :: Dorwinion Elementary School's Neighboring Pub
Akhorahil of the Nine
Precisely three and one quarter of one half (also known as one eighth) minutes later, Akhorahil emerged from the woman's bathroom. "Yes, yes, I know, I ran into the wrong bathroom," groaned he, for he knew that surely Ren, Uvatha, and Ji had noticed. "Gave the poor girl inside a heart attack. Would've killed her, methinks, had I not taken pity on her and given her a mercy killing."
He unsheathed his Mordor-blade, revealing that it was all red and shiny. "Purdy, ain't it?"
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:07 pm
Dorwinion :: Dorwinion Elementary School's Neighboring Pub
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
The Poor Girl Inside
The Poor Girl Inside walked out of the bathroom shortly after Akhorahil.
"Actually, I think I might pull through!"
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:15 pm
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
Dorwinion :: Dorwinion Elementary School's Neighboring Pub
Akhorahil of the Nine
The wraith stared at The Poor Girl Inside, seemingly disappointed. "Oh, I see."
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:19 pm
Dorwinion :: Dorwinion Elementary School's Neighboring Pub
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
The Poor Girl Inside
The Poor Girl Inside glanced up at the strange creature before her.
"Actually, I think I'm all right to run away from you now, sir. "
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:26 pm
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
Dorwinion :: Dorwinion Elementary School's Neighboring Pub
Akhorahil of the Nine
Akhorahil strode forth, shaking his head. "No, no, sweet Little Girl Inside! Stay here! I will slaughter you unjustly as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic booze run in my own particular..." He faltered, unable to come up with the correct word. He would rue the day he left his thesaurus at home!
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:39 pm
Dorwinion Pub
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
Ren looked up from the pie.
"Idiom, sir?"
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:40 pm
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
Dorwinion :: Dorwinion Elementary School's Neighboring Pub
Akhorahil of the Nine
"IDIOM!" screamed Akhoraril, as he dived face-first into Ren's pie.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:30 am
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
Dorwinion
Ji-Indur of the Nine
Ji looked at the smashed pie and reached out an armored finger to scoop up a little bit of it. He tasted it. "Hmm... tasty!" he muttered to himself.
"I wonder if it comes in strawberry...."
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:00 pm
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
Dorwinion :: Dorwinion Elementary School's Neighboring Pub
Akhorahil of the Nine
Akhorahil glared menancingly at Ji, all from the comfort of his pie. "You wonder if it comes in strawberry? You moron! All pies come in straweberry! How stupid are you?"
Without any sort of warning at all, the wraith leapt up (while keeping the pie on top of his head), and drew his Mordor-blade. "I'd lop your bloody head off if you had one to speak of!" screamed he in an non-comprehensible rage.
Then he passed out because there was liquor in the pie on his head.
Why there was liquor in the pie, none can say. Except perhaps the barkeep, who was the one to prepare the grape vine, toilet paper roll, half wagon wheel, liqour pie in the first place, all so that he could raise funds for the Get-Little-Timmy-Out-of-the-Well Raffle/Bake Sale. But he was so scared he had wet himself thirty-seven times in the past minute. Clearly, he wasn't going to squeal. On himself.
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:53 pm
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
Dorwinion :: Dorwinion Elementary School's Neighboring Pub
Ji Indur of the Nine
Ji looked at his fallen comrade-in-arms. "Some pies don't come in strawberry,"he insisted to himself as he helped himself to a bottle of liquor that was close to him. "Like apple pie. That only comes in apple. Tch. Nazgul these days. Such morons... why there were times when we were smart." Here he hiccuped. "Nowadays we... do what we do... which is..." He stopped, draining half the bottle of liquor. He thought for a moment, but couldn't find a word to describe what the Nazgul actually did these days, besides hanging out in pubs and scaring people. He sighed, glaring around him.
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:44 pm
Dorwinion Pub
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
Ren extracted bits of pie from himself with very little dignity.
"Loitering, sir?" He said, turning to Ji.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:49 pm
24 Quelle in the Reckoning of Imladris
30 Narquelie in the King's Reckoning
Dorwinion :: Dorwinion Elementary School's Neighbouring Pub
Endless wandering is wont to make one thirsty, Maglor had discovered long ago. When he saw the pub next door to the Dorwinion Elementary school, he decided, rather rashly, to enter (in Maglor's experience, being cautious was much more likely to cause trouble than the opposite).
Why he was this far away from the sea was an interesting question, and one he did not ponder. Perhaps the screaming seagulls were beginning to drive him insane. ...or more so, at least.
Once in the Pub he looked around bemusedly, clearly not sure what to make of this collection of drunken Ulairi. After a moment, he shrugged and sat down. The world stopped making sense to him an Age ago.
"Mana nalle? Ar mana sucelle? Merenye tanya limpe."
If any of the Nazgul had any recollection of the Quenyarin language, they would have realised that he had said "What are you? And what are you drinking? I want that wine."
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