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Once upon a time, there was a slug named Joe. Joe liked to eat band members. Particularly those of Dir En Grey. Toshiya tasted like old shoes, but Kyo was more crazy chicken flavoured. Of course, Shinya tasted just right, although bony and difficult to chew. Die was hard in the pants when Joe got him a magical orange sex toy which could perform with the band and sing to Gackt songs. Kyo decided that it must die because it reminded him how much Gackt looked awesome wearing hot pants and super cute fluffy toe socks that makes Kyo gag. Unfortunately, Joe decided to go shopping when Kaoru found a dancing pair of cowboy boots. Kaoru was meant to buy donuts for tea with toothpaste which contained a powerful aphrodisiac to kill Die but instead he killed some puppies. So Joe bought a tap-dancing dolphin to help him cook hickory smoked Die cutlets... but the dolphin thought being friends was better than cooking a new friend. So the three J-Rockers made sushi. Joe was dismayed about his stolen segway and lightsaber that Kyo was supposed to use to slice the

Once upon a time, there was a slug named Joe. Joe liked to eat band members. Particularly those of Dir En Grey. Toshiya tasted like old shoes, but Kyo was more crazy chicken flavoured. Of course, Shinya tasted just right, although bony and difficult to chew. Die was hard in the pants when Joe got him a magical orange sex toy which could perform with the band and sing to Gackt songs. Kyo decided that it must die because it reminded him how much Gackt looked awesome wearing hot pants and super cute fluffy toe socks that makes Kyo gag. Unfortunately, Joe decided to go shopping when Kaoru found a dancing pair of cowboy boots. Kaoru was meant to buy donuts for tea with toothpaste which contained a powerful aphrodisiac to kill Die but instead he killed some puppies. So Joe bought a tap-dancing dolphin to help him cook hickory smoked Die cutlets... but the dolphin thought being friends was better than cooking a new friend. So the three J-Rockers made sushi. Joe was dismayed about his stolen segway and lightsaber that Kyo was supposed to use to slice the Sydney harbour bridge for the table

Once upon a time, there was a slug named Joe. Joe liked to eat band members. Particularly those of Dir En Grey. Toshiya tasted like old shoes, but Kyo was more crazy chicken flavoured. Of course, Shinya tasted just right, although bony and difficult to chew. Die was hard in the pants when Joe got him a magical orange sex toy which could perform with the band and sing to Gackt songs. Kyo decided that it must die because it reminded him how much Gackt looked awesome wearing hot pants and super cute fluffy toe socks that makes Kyo gag. Unfortunately, Joe decided to go shopping when Kaoru found a dancing pair of cowboy boots. Kaoru was meant to buy donuts for tea with toothpaste which contained a powerful aphrodisiac to kill Die but instead he killed some puppies. So Joe bought a tap-dancing dolphin to help him cook hickory smoked Die cutlets... but the dolphin thought being friends was better than cooking a new friend. So the three J-Rockers made sushi. Joe was dismayed about his stolen segway and lightsaber that Kyo was supposed to use to slice the Sydney harbour bridge for the table tennis game. Suddenly, Joe found out that

Once upon a time, there was a slug named Joe. Joe liked to eat band members. Particularly those of Dir En Grey. Toshiya tasted like old shoes, but Kyo was more crazy chicken flavoured. Of course, Shinya tasted just right, although bony and difficult to chew. Die was hard in the pants when Joe got him a magical orange sex toy which could perform with the band and sing to Gackt songs. Kyo decided that it must die because it reminded him how much Gackt looked awesome wearing hot pants and super cute fluffy toe socks that makes Kyo gag. Unfortunately, Joe decided to go shopping when Kaoru found a dancing pair of cowboy boots. Kaoru was meant to buy donuts for tea with toothpaste which contained a powerful aphrodisiac to kill Die but instead he killed some puppies. So Joe bought a tap-dancing dolphin to help him cook hickory smoked Die cutlets... but the dolphin thought being friends was better than cooking a new friend. So the three J-Rockers made sushi. Joe was dismayed about his stolen segway and lightsaber that Kyo was supposed to use to slice the Sydney harbour bridge for the table tennis game. Suddenly, Joe found out that he was madly in love with

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Once upon a time, there was a slug named Joe. Joe liked to eat band members. Particularly those of Dir En Grey. Toshiya tasted like old shoes, but Kyo was more crazy chicken flavoured. Of course, Shinya tasted just right, although bony and difficult to chew. Die was hard in the pants when Joe got him a magical orange sex toy which could perform with the band and sing to Gackt songs. Kyo decided that it must die because it reminded him how much Gackt looked awesome wearing hot pants and super cute fluffy toe socks that makes Kyo gag. Unfortunately, Joe decided to go shopping when Kaoru found a dancing pair of cowboy boots. Kaoru was meant to buy donuts for tea with toothpaste which contained a powerful aphrodisiac to kill Die but instead he killed some puppies. So Joe bought a tap-dancing dolphin to help him cook hickory smoked Die cutlets... but the dolphin thought being friends was better than cooking a new friend. So the three J-Rockers made sushi. Joe was dismayed about his stolen segway and lightsaber that Kyo was supposed to use to slice the Sydney harbour bridge for the table tennis game. Suddenly, Joe found out that he was madly in love with Gackt. He wrote a love letter