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 Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:50 am
sorry excuse for living reminds me of a fun life.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:17 am
a fun life reminds me of making alot of friends
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:01 pm
making alot of friends reminds me of the good ol' days
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:37 pm
the good ol' days remind me of lost freinds and ruined couches (Only Ren-shiro will get this one, hah.)
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:27 pm
lost friends and ruined couches reminds me of fun parties
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:50 pm
fun parties remind me of the ones i dont get invited to.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:06 am
the ones not invited to remind me of the ones I've crashed. (two)
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:49 pm
the ones you've crashed remind me of daycare and our ownage of the property.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:18 pm
daycare and your ownage of property reminds me of me spray painting stuff on a building.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:22 pm
you spray-painting stuff on buildings reminds me of vandalism
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:43 am
vandilism reminds me of fun times
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:00 am
fun times remind me of crazy friends
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:27 pm
crazy freinds reminds me of an asylum
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:47 pm
asylum reminds me of pina calatas
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:52 pm
pina coladas remind me of coconuts!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
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