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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:01 pm


murdererdelacroix
nah, mur is a thread killer. Evil mean blonde joke:

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went to rob a bank. When the cops came, they hid in burlap sacks.

A cop kicked the first sack, and inside was the redhead, who went "woof woof!" So the cop was all "oh, it's just a bag of dogs."

In the second sack was the brunette, and when the cop kicked it, the brunette went "meow!" So the cop was all "oh, it's just a bag of cats."

In the third sack was the blonde, and when the cop kicked her sack she said "Po-ta-toes!"


Are you a blonde xd
PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:48 pm


Whats better than nailing one baby to one tree?
Nailing one baby to seven trees.

Whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a mercadies?
I don't have a Mercadies in my garage.

How do you get 100 babies in a bathtub?
Blender
How do you get them out?
Chips

(That's all fokes!)

Emphius the Heart Eater
Crew


Ozzelisk
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:25 pm


YOU ******** IT UP, MANNNNNNNN. scream




It's supposed to go:


How do you get a bunch of dead babies into a bowl?
With a blander.

How do you get them back out again?
With tortilla chips.

Get it right. dramallama
PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:46 am


(I don't see you busting out any jokes!)
Okay this guy walks to his favorite bar Sally's Legs but it's closed. So he sits down and waits for the place to open. After a few hours a cop walks by. He asks what he's doing. The man says " Im waiting for Sally's legs to open so I can get a drink."

Theres a blonde a red head and a brunnette. They are on a ship 20 miles from the nearest land. The ship begins to sink. The red head jumps out swims for a minute and drownds and dies. The brunnet jumps in swims for 10 minutes and drowns and dies. The blonde jumps in swims 19.5 miles and swims back because shes tired.

Emphius the Heart Eater
Crew

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