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"None shall pass." ~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail

ARTHUR (Graham Chapman): "Old woman!"
DENNIS (Michael Palin) : "Man!"
ARTHUR: "Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?"
DENNIS: "I'm thirty-seven."
ARTHUR: "I-- what?"
DENNIS: "I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old."
ARTHUR: "Well, I can't just call you 'Man'."
DENNIS: "Well, you could say 'Dennis'."
ARTHUR: "Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'."
DENNIS: "Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?"
ARTHUR: "I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked--"
DENNIS: "What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!"
ARTHUR: "Well, I am King!"
DENNIS: "Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--"
WOMAN (Terry Jones): "Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?"
ARTHUR: "How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?"
WOMAN: "King of the who?"
ARTHUR: "The Britons."
WOMAN: "Who are the Britons?"
ARTHUR: "Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king."
WOMAN: "I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective."
DENNIS: "You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--"
WOMAN: "Oh, there you go bringing class into it again."
DENNIS: "That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--"
ARTHUR: "Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?"
WOMAN: "No one lives there."
ARTHUR: "Then who is your lord?"
WOMAN: "We don't have a lord."
ARTHUR: "What?"
DENNIS: "I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,..."
ARTHUR: "Yes."
DENNIS: "...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting..."
ARTHUR: "Yes, I see."
DENNIS: "...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,..."
ARTHUR: "Be quiet!"
DENNIS: "...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--"
ARTHUR: "Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!"
WOMAN: "Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh."
ARTHUR: "I am your king!"
WOMAN: "Well, I didn't vote for you."
ARTHUR: "You don't vote for kings."
WOMAN: "Well, how did you become King, then?"
ARTHUR: "The Lady of the Lake,..." [angels sing] "...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur." [singing stops] "That is why I am your king!"
DENNIS: "Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
ARTHUR: "Be quiet!"
DENNIS: "Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
ARTHUR: "Shut up!"
DENNIS: "I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!"
DENNIS: "Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system."
ARTHUR: "Shut up!"
DENNIS: "Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
ARTHUR: "Bloody peasant!"
DENNIS: "Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?"

- Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

"Why didn't you tell me I loved you?!"
-Gene Kelly's character in For Me and My Gal, to Judy Garland

Bruce Wayne: They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge. Me. (Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne: Batman Begins 2005)

"Malcolm: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs."
Elle: "Dinosaurs eat Man. Woman inherits the Earth.""

"Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe."

~ 10 Things I Hate About You

"Jack Sparrow: You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels! Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there s even the slighest chance that they won't see it?!
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?"

~ Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl