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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:50 am
Bad news: its infested with termites
Good News: the brad assassins are made of wood
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:49 am
bad News: They are made of Huon Pine - resistant to rot and insects (found only in Tasmania, Australia)
Good News: The wood is worth a fortune
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:02 pm
Bad News: No-one wants to buy it.
Good News: You carve a boat out of the wood and find your very own tropical island.
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:44 am
Bad news: The island is Jurassic Park
Good News: You still have your boat
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:00 am
Bad news: You got it stuck on jagged rocks.
Good news: Your boat's just jammed, not broken.
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:40 pm
bad news: there's no one in sight to help you out.
good news: you manage to pry the boat loose using your paddle.
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:58 pm
Bad news: You break your paddle doing so.
Good news: The tide is letting you drift away from Jurassic Park.
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:07 am
Bad news: It's getting dark
Good news: You are lost and it wouldn't help if you could see anyway
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:40 pm
(That's the good news? eek )
Bad news: Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.
Good news: The sun will come up soon, and maybe you can find non-dinosaur infested land.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:51 pm
bad news: you're in the arctic and it's the time of year where it's constantly dark so you're mistaken about the sun coming up soon.
good news: you spot a shining light in the distance. what could it be?
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:30 pm
Bad news: It's a lighthouse... on the tiniest bit of rock a lighthouse could possibly fit on.
Good news: You know morse code, and can use the lighthouse to signal for help.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:31 pm
BAd News The Lighthouse doesn't have a coder for morse code
Good News there is a Ship that is coming past
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:46 am
Bad News: It's pirate ship.
Good News? Jack Sparrow is the ship's captain.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:36 pm
Good News : At least he is cute
Bad news: There looks to a mutany happening
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:15 pm
Good news: With many a daring flashy manouevre, the rightful captain retains his ship.
Bad news: He they still haven't seen you.
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