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 Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:28 pm
Gaulia Ares 'Yoghurt flambe'Ingredients arrow One pot of yoghurt arrow A gas can arrow A box of matches Equipment arrow Metal tongs arrow A fuse arrow The ability to run Method1) Put the yoghurt in the fancy bowl. 2) Place the matches upwards and stick the bottoms in the yoghurt, much like birthday candles. 3) Place the matches fairly close together and in mass 4) Wrap one end of the fuse to one of the matches 5) Set the bowl in front of your friend, enemy, or most preferrably, Invictus. 6) Sing Happy Birthday! 7) Take one last match and place it in the tongs. 8.) Strike the match and light the fuse 9) Yell "Surprise!" while running away. I love you. Thank you, my dear.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 6:04 am
Yoghurt Flambe - 2
Ingredients -
matches
petrol
yoghurt (obviously)
cabbages
carrots
any other vegetables that you can think of
Method -
Burn all the vegetables using the petrol and matches
RUN!!!!
Eat yoghurt whilst enjoying the spectacle of men trying to put out your kitchen
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:15 pm
Erm, might work better outdoors..
eek
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:18 pm
Invictus_88 Erm, might work better outdoors..
eek
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:29 pm
Nebelstern Invictus_88 Erm, might work better outdoors..
eek
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:56 pm
I don't know, I rather enjoy Yoghurt Flambe 1
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:59 pm
Ares I don't know, I rather enjoy Yoghurt Flambe 1.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 1:03 pm
Yoghurt Flambe - 3
Ingredients -
Yoghurt (approximately 2 swiming pools)
Matches
Petrol
Method -
Set self alight with petrol and matches
Jump into pool of yoghurt to put self out
Eat, if you really feel like it
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 1:09 pm
Forbidden Yoghurt Delight
Ingredients:
1 pot of yoghurt (vary type to taste)
An extremely good imagination.
Method:
Strategically position yoghurt about self's physionomy
Employ imagination
Enjoy
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 1:13 pm
whapcapn Forbidden Yoghurt Delight Ingredients: 1 pot of yoghurt (vary type to taste) An extremely good imagination. Method: Strategically position yoghurt about self's physionomy Employ imagination Enjoy
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 8:37 pm
and_solo_said whapcapn Forbidden Yoghurt Delight Ingredients: 1 pot of yoghurt (vary type to taste) An extremely good imagination. Method: Strategically position yoghurt about self's physionomy Employ imagination Enjoy Indeed it does.... Could that be because he is,indeed, a perv?
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 5:43 am
Ares and_solo_said whapcapn Forbidden Yoghurt Delight Ingredients: 1 pot of yoghurt (vary type to taste) An extremely good imagination. Method: Strategically position yoghurt about self's physionomy Employ imagination Enjoy Indeed it does.... Could that be because he is,indeed, a perv?
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:13 am
Hey, I didn't post the Yoghurt Tart.
Besides, the Forbidden Yoghurt Delight is strictly about self-pleasure. The Yoghurt Tart involves a whore.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:14 am
Poached Yoghurt
Ingredients:
Yoghurt
Method:
Go to the part of the supermarket where they store things (or any other part that you're not supposed to pick things up from)
Take one pot of yoghurt
Pay for as if nothing was awry...
EAT DAMMIT
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:22 am
and_solo_said Poached Yoghurt
Ingredients:
Yoghurt
Method:
Go to the part of the supermarket where they store things (or any other part that you're not supposed to pick things up from)
Take one pot of yoghurt
Pay for as if nothing was awry...
EAT DAMMIT
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