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 Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:27 pm
Harry: *Dazing in Divination*
Trelawny: *swoops down next to him and smiles mysteriously*
Harry: Errr...hi Professor.
Trelawny: *slowly-" Why, hello Harry. *Starts to play with his hair* Seeing as you're going to die soon, I thought I'd clear my weekend before anything dreadful happened to your body....
rofl LOL rofl I love to make fun of Trelawny
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:54 am
Harry: Ron wake up! Divinations almost over!
Ron: ...zzz... In 4 years Harry Potter will die due to The Dark Lord...zzz... In 3 years Hermione will like Ron Weasley...zzz... In 2 years Sirius Black will die...zzz... Next year Harry Potter will see Cedric die due to The Dark Lord...zzz...Tomorrow the fraud teacher will make her 2nd real prediction...zzzzzzzzzzz....
Harry: eek I'm gonna d-... Wait Hermione likes YOU?!?!?!?! Damn!
Ron: WTF are you talking about???
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:08 pm
Ron: Whats an iPod?
Hermione: An ipod is an electrical device....(goes on about its uses)
Ron: I think i should ask Harry...Harry, whats an iPod?
Harry: I don't know, ask Hermione.
Ron:This is getting me no where...
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:07 pm
Meg_Hertz Ron: Whats an iPod? Hermione: An ipod is an electrical device....(goes on about its uses) Ron: I think i should ask Harry...Harry, whats an iPod? Harry: I don't know, ask Hermione. Ron:This is getting me no where... lol blaugh
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:59 pm
Trelawny: I see dread in those crystal balls my dears!
Harry: *sniggering* I bet you do.
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:06 am
hehe these are all so funny..! blaugh
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:10 am
Noctis_Crucis *In Divination class*
Trelawny: Harry...I see....movements in a....four-poster......they are dark objects.....
Harry: *rolling his eyes* hmm....more death?
Trelawny: No! You're making life! ohmigod ohmigod this one is really funny..!! haha its bloody brilliant..!! blaugh
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:35 am
lol these are great! blaugh
I thought this thread had actually died...
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:07 pm
Voldemort: *Kills Harry*
Hermione: "Omg! Harry, n00b!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:50 pm
Noctis_Crucis *In Divination class*
Trelawny: Harry...I see....movements in a....four-poster......they are dark objects.....
Harry: *rolling his eyes* hmm....more death?
Trelawny: No! You're making life! HOLY s**t!!!!!!!!!!! xd xd xd xd THAT WAS FU**ING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:52 pm
Diana_Faye Harry: Sirius is dead. Dumbledore is dead. The deaths just keep getting more and more important. *looks over* RON! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!? Ron: *trying to hide a tombstone with Harry's name on it* Sorry mate, it was a buy one get on free deal on Dumbledore's... sweatdrop Harry: gonk THAT'S TERRIBLE LMAO!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:21 pm
...Sorry... I was a little hyper when i posted those....
Harry: I wish someone would make life more interesting for me....
Ron: Aww, Cheer up. You're the only person I know with a 60-some-year-old lunatic chasing after you.
Harry: True, very true. But I meant more.... Fun type interesting, not dangerous, you know...
Ron: Yeah...
*Colin Creevey comes in* Hey guys what's up?
Ron: Harry just wants someone to help him have fun, you know?
Colin: I can help with that! *wink wink*
Ron: o.O
Harry: YES! cool
Ron: *thinks to himself* Damn... I wanted Colin... crying crying
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:10 pm
This one is so rad it evens has a name. wink
"KINKY"
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Lavender, and Draco are all sitting in some random classroom. They are playing truth-or-dare.
Harry: I dare Hermione to kiss Lavender. French style!
Hermione: Only If you and Malfoy snog.
Harry: Righto!
Hermione and Lavender kiss.
Harry: Kinky
Harry and Draco kiss. Only they dont stop. Soon clothes are flying.
Hermione: Kinky
Ron jumps up, crying like a baby.
Ron: Nobody loves me!
Ron runs out of the room. A whole bunch of students come into the room to watch Draco and Harry shag.
All students: Kinky
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:40 pm
Harry: Cho, can we get back together?
Cho: No
Harry: Please please please? I'll do your homework for the year!
Cho: No
Harry: 2 Years?
Cho: Okay
Ginny: I'll do your homework for the rest of your life if you don't go out with him.
Cho: Deal!
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:28 pm
What really should've happened in the graveyard the night Voldemort returned.
Voldemort:"Bow to Death harry."
Harry:"Goosfraba."
Voldemort:"Goosfraba. Goosfraba."
Harry:"Good. Now, Avada Kedavra!"
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