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 Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:54 pm
Tohma : *middle of a concert* >> << >> *ahem* THE HATS ARE MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!! *huffs, puffs, and walks off the stage*
...familiar scene...sort of. >>;;;
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:42 pm
Whee! Just had to post one... Or two...
Here's something I got inspiration from Tohma/Yuki pairings (which I -don't- like all too much... I mean, c'mon... He's -married-!):
Tohma: Yuki... I have something to tell you...
Yuki: What is it?
Tohma: Well, you see... I...
Yuki: Spit it out already.
Tohma: I... I love...
Yuki: ...
Tohma: ...HATS! I love hats!
Yuki: ...Hats?
Tohma: Yes.
Yuki: ...Right.
And another one... This time off the Tohma/Mika pairing... Which isn't so bad, seeing how they -are- married.
Tohma: Mika, I need to talk to you.
Mika: What?
Tohma: ...I'm sorry... But... I want a divorce.
Mika: What? But why?!
Tohma: ...I... I... I'm in love with another!
Mika: ...But, who?!
Tohma: I'm in love... with... my hat! I'm sorry, but... My hat is so wonderful, special...
Mika: *stares at him blankly* ...
Tohma: I'm sorry it has to be this way... But I can't live married to you... When I'm in love with my hat!
Hehe. Well, there you have it! Oh, yeah, and...
"I'm Tohma, and I like hats!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:34 am
_Riyo_ Whee! Just had to post one... Or two...
Here's something I got inspiration from Tohma/Yuki pairings (which I -don't- like all too much... I mean, c'mon... He's -married-!):
Tohma: Yuki... I have something to tell you...
Yuki: What is it?
Tohma: Well, you see... I...
Yuki: Spit it out already.
Tohma: I... I love...
Yuki: ...
Tohma: ...HATS! I love hats!
Yuki: ...Hats?
Tohma: Yes.
Yuki: ...Right.
And another one... This time off the Tohma/Mika pairing... Which isn't so bad, seeing how they -are- married.
Tohma: Mika, I need to talk to you.
Mika: What?
Tohma: ...I'm sorry... But... I want a divorce.
Mika: What? But why?!
Tohma: ...I... I... I'm in love with another!
Mika: ...But, who?!
Tohma: I'm in love... with... my hat! I'm sorry, but... My hat is so wonderful, special...
Mika: *stares at him blankly* ...
Tohma: I'm sorry it has to be this way... But I can't live married to you... When I'm in love with my hat!
Hehe. Well, there you have it! Oh, yeah, and...
"I'm Tohma, and I like hats!" lol..i could deffinately see that happening
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:30 pm
ok its a little corny but what the hey
~~Nittle Grasper is in the middle of a concerts when Tohma stops playing and walks over and punched ryuichi away from the mic and yells "HATS ARE ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THEM SO!!!!!!!!!!!" Tohma then runs through the entire crowd and takes everyones hats and runs off to NG and puts them all in a giant humungo safe that is hidden behind a giant picture of a sexy hat~~
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:51 pm
*Tohma and Mika walking in the mall*
Mika : Oh I love the Christmas decorations!! blaugh Tohma...let's go look for christmas gifts for the family!! whee
Tohma : Uh...go ahead. *reaches into his pocket and presses a button on his cell phone; it rings a second later* I ...have to take this. ^^;;
Mika : oO Uh...alright. I'll be in Lord and Taylor's. *walks off*
.......a while later.............
Loudspeaker : Will a Miss Mika Seguchi please come to the front desk? I repeat, will a Miss Mika Seguchi please come to the front desk?!
Mika : stare -_-;;
*Mika makes it to the front desk*
Mika : Uh...sir? May I ask why I was called?
Man : Yes... *sigh* Is that your husband? *points to a video screen showing Tohma in the hat section, sitting on a shelf, hitting all those who come near with random purses from the wall display*
Mika : eek sweatdrop *takes a deep breath* You know what...that's not. ^_^;; I know that man's friends with a Mr. Yuki. Call this number. 3nodding *hands him a piece of paper with a number on it*
Man : oO Uh...okay.
*the man calls Yuki at home and explains the situation*
Yuki : Oo Wtf? Why the hell are you calling me?!
Man : A Miss Mika Seguchi told us to call you... sweatdrop
Yuki : stressed Damnit....
Eh...not one of my better ones... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:05 pm
XDDD
As usual, I love your Tohma things.
They always crack me up.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:55 pm
And in Chinese Pinyin surprised
Wo de min shi shi Tohma. Wo hen xi huan mao zi. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 2:02 pm
(Sorry everyone that I have not posted in this guild since forever *crys*)
A friend and I have also a little inside joke about Tohma and his glorious hats ha ha...Im a large fan of Tohma ha ha
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:42 pm
Priea now has a Tohma hat irl! eek whee And a scarf that's floofy-ness so yea... ^^ She's gonna cut her hair short and pose like "fwa, bitches" cool
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:18 pm
Priea Priea now has a Tohma hat irl! eek whee And a scarf that's floofy-ness so yea... ^^ She's gonna cut her hair short and pose like "fwa, bitches" cool I found a Tohma hat it the basement like the day we were leaving for Christmas, I trew myself at it and my mom was like : O_O Jennifer what do you think your doing to "MY" hat?! Me:Aw but mom!!It's Tohma's hat!!! Mom:What in the world are you talking about?!Now give me my hat! Me:Aww come on mom I won't ruin it!!I promise!! Mom: stare I'd like to meet this Tohma now. Me:Yeah mom...me too...me too.... Mom:O_o Is thgis another one of your internet friends?! Me:No mom he isn't even real!! Mom:Oh so now you have imaginary friends? -shakes head-What will I do with you... Me:-takes and heads for her room- -yesterday- Mom:-rummaging trew my stuff-Jennifer why is my hat here?!!?! Me:But..you said I could have it!! Mom:I did NOT! -grabs hat and leaves room- Me: crying But all is well 'cause I know where it is... >>
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:43 pm
xd @ Chaco As long as you get it back! 3nodding xd
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:00 pm
Priea xd @ Chaco As long as you get it back! 3nodding xd You know none of this would happen if she knew how to share scream she says my brother and I should share nicely and quietly but nuuu she just has to go and steal Tohma's hat away gonk sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:47 pm
tohma: *sitting at his desk at home late in the evening, wearing his glasses and drinking a cognac* .............. *sigh*
door: *bursts open*
tohma: eek
ryuichi: crying stressed crying stressed crying *stomps up to tohma's desk and slams kumagoro on it* domokun
tohma: ... sweatdrop yes, ryuichi?
ryuichi: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID! scream
tohma: ...>_>;
ryuichi: *huffs and rolls eyes* i SAW you two together!!! >.< crying crying crying
tohma: eek ; oh, ryu-chan.....
ryuichi: how could you DO this to me?!?!?! i thought we were going to be together forever! YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED -ME-!!! if i had known you would cheat on me with such a skank i would never have sang for you, you MEANIE!!!!!!! scream domokun scream ... cry
tohma: O.O it was an accident! gonk crying gonk
ryuichi: >door: *SLAM*
tohma: *cringe*
ryuichi: ((outside)) *whips out a black and white photograph of tohma asleep on his bed naked, a pink, fluffy hat on the pillow next to him under his arm* crying crying crying
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:52 pm
Priea:
(((*Tohma and Mika walking in the mall*
Mika : Oh I love the Christmas decorations!! Tohma...let's go look for christmas gifts for the family!!
Tohma : Uh...go ahead. *reaches into his pocket and presses a button on his cell phone; it rings a second later* I ...have to take this. ^^;;
Mika : oO Uh...alright. I'll be in Lord and Taylor's. *walks off* )))
whee LMFAO! blaugh heart blaugh something about that is so damn humorous. anyway, the last post was my first TOHMA HAT SCENARIO -THING-! eek *falls over anime style*
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:24 pm
Thank you Kivaki! blaugh I love making these up. 3nodding For some reason, I thought Tohma would be the kind of man with a self-calling system set up. ^^ I like yours too. ^_^
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Mika: Tohma! I'm gonna run out for a while! I'll be back soon! heart
Tohma: Okay!!! See ya when you get home! heart
.....
*car door is heard opening, closing, an engine starts and the car is heard driving away*
Tohma: ninja *peers through the curtains, then goes rummaging in the closet*
*CRASH....clatter....rummage* HERE IT IS!!! whee
Tohma: Music time! *starts up a CD and slides in Tom Cruise-style, wearing nothing but socks, underwear, a boa, and his favorite hat* cool Oh yea, bitches! whee
*door opens and Mika enters*
Mika: eek
Tohma: confused ;
Mika: *shuts the door again, walks back to the car, and drives off*
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