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 Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:53 pm
Sam: Sir, I wanted to talk to you about...
Jack: Carter
Sam: We haven't heard from him in a week.
Jack: Doesn't mean anything
Sam: Sir, we know he was captured by Replicators. Chances are he was onboard a replicator ship when it disintegrated.
Jack: All we know for sure is that he's missing.
Sam: Sooner or later...
Jack: Forget it! I'm not falling for it this time!
Sam: Falling for it?
Jack: Yeah. How many times have you thought he was gone and then he shows up... in one form or another. I'm sorry, but we're not having a memorial service for someone who is not dead.
He looks up into the room and shouts out.
Jack: You hear that? I'm not buying it!
He waits for a response from Daniel, then looks at Sam
Jack: What? He's just waiting for us to say a bunch of nice things about him. Next thing you know, he'll come waltzing through that door. Like, right now. Waltzing. Now.
Oma: Excuse me. Frank, I need a noseboy and a blanket. Two handfruit wrecked on a shingle, with a mystery in the alley. A warmy with a mouldy lid and two checkerboards, alright? Oh yeah, hold the paper!
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:32 pm
Quote: Hello my name is Carlos..you make me so hot. Ahh yes.. Daniel Jackson makes us all hot.
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:00 pm
Daniel: Broke into your house?
Jack: Yeah
Daniel: Second week in a row.
Jack: Mmhmm...
Daniel: Alarm?
Jack: Actually I was thinkin' dog
Joe: WHy don't you try locking your front door?
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:11 pm
Ravine SaDiablo1 Daniel: Broke into your house? Jack: Yeah Daniel: Second week in a row. Jack: Mmhmm... Daniel: Alarm? Jack: Actually I was thinkin' dog Joe: WHy don't you try locking your front door? I love that scene! ^_^ The look on Jack's face was hilarious.
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:14 pm
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:50 pm
Sandra: You know, my aunt used to talk about you all the time. It's funny
I always used to picture some Indiana Jones type with a bullwhip and a
pistol chasing bad guys through some ancient temple!
Daniel: Yeah, well, I generally leave the whip at home...
Balinsky: Now, (the rock) is undergoing further testing but we hope to have
the results on your desk first thing tomorrow morning.
Jack: Don't you keep me waiting!
Balinsky: No, sir! Now, here's where things get really interesting, because
you will notice in this...
Daniel: (entering) Jack! We need to talk! Oh, sorry for interrupting.
Jack: No! It's okay. If it's important, you must interrupt. You must.
Apophis: Who are you?
Daniel: Name's Daniel Jackson. Uh, if you give me back my eyeglasses, I
could actually see you.
Teal'c: He claims he is of the Tau'ri.
Daniel: You weren't supposed to tell him that.
Apophis: The Tau'ri have no chappa'ai.
Daniel: Oh! Sorry, guess I was wrong. I'm sure your information is correct
and ... In fact, I'm usually quite wrong, quite unreliable actually. To be
honest with you, I'm insane.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:41 pm
Bridgess Jack [after the aliens lower their crossbows]: God I miss going offworld! Maybourner: Try this. It's like a cross between a Guava and a Mango. Daniel: So...a Guango? xd The last one sounds like something off of Princess Diaries 1. Joe: This dance is a cross between and Waltz and a Tango. Mia: It's a Wango?
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:57 pm
The Movie
Danny after eating the thing in the movie: *smack smack swallow* Tastes like chicken. Tastes good, (trying to explian what chickeen is) Tastes klike Bok bok * waves his arms like a chicken*
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The 1st episode AKA Childern of the Gods
Sam (talking to jack) : Just because my reproducive orgens are on the inside instead of the outside does NOT mean I can't do anythign you can't do.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:04 pm
Karasu17 Daniel: Broke into your house? Jack: Yeah Daniel: Second week in a row. Jack: Mmhmm... Daniel: Alarm? Jack: Actually I was thinkin' dog Joe: WHy don't you try locking your front door? i love that bit. another really good bit and quote from jack and sam from that episode JACK'S HOUSE. Jack comes in with a couple of bags of shopping in one hand and his cellphone in the other. He's talking to Sam on the phone. CARTER (over phone): How about Monday morning? O'NEILL: No, I have a thing with someone from C.I.A., a Johnson someone or other. It's about that whole Kinsey thing. CARTER: So, any big plans for the weekend? O'NEILL (walking into the kitchen and putting the bags down): Oh yeah. Big. Huge! (We see that Sam is at S.G.C., using one of the phones in a corridor.) CARTER: Yeah, me neither. O'NEILL: What are you talkin' about? I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world-famous omelette. CARTER: World-famous, huh? What's in it? O'NEILL (taking some bottles of beer out of one of the shopping bags): Eggs. CARTER: I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe. O'NEILL: Oh, don't kid yourself. There's a secret ingredient. I can't tell you what it is or I'd have to shoot you. CARTER (who has heard Jack putting the beer bottles onto the kitchen table): It's beer, isn't it? O'NEILL: Carter ...
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:22 am
Jack and Sam on Prometheus after Thor told them he needen them and their ship:
Jack (coming back into the room)--He didn't go for it...
Sam--He didn't approve the mission?
Jack--No, they approved the mission and Hammond said Good Luck and Godspeed and all the stuff he says when he thinks we're gonna die...
Sam--What didn't they go for, then?
Jack--The name I suggested for the ship...
Sam--Sir... we can't call it the Enterprise... (Star Trek)
Jack--Why Not???
Sam--Well, the code name is Prometheus, why not call it that?
Jack--Prometheus, it's a Greek tragedy, who wants that???
Sam--OK... X-303 it is then...
Jack--(nods) yeah...
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:14 pm
Um I'm sorry if this is already posted but:
Daniel: THis tastes like chicken
Sam: SO what's wrong with it?
Daniel: It's macaroni and Cheese
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:20 pm
I''m telling you Teal''c. If we don''t get out of this soon, I''m going to lose it. Lose it? It means go crazy,nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one''s faculties, three fries short of a happy meal, . . . WACKO!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:09 pm
Mitchell: So when are you coming back?
Carter: I'm not, my work here is important to me.
Mitchell: What if the world needs saving?
Carter: Then I'll do whatever I can to help.
Mitchell: But, what if the world needs saving because I screwed it up because you weren't here?
Carter: ...
Mitchell: Let's just pretend I didn't say that...
-Merlyn-
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:44 pm
You can guess who my favourite character is: Quote: BAAL: I wish to know what means you possess to fight this scourge. O'NEILL: I'm sorry -- we must have had a bad connection there for a second. It almost sounded like you were asking me for help! BAAL: The Replicators are a threat to everyone, including the countless humans who populate worlds throughout this galaxy. Now, I propose that we work together to defeat our common enemy. O'NEILL: My -- this is an occasion! You know that bitter taste in your throat, it's kind of wrapped around your uvula? That's what's left of your pride. BAAL: Perhaps you could curb your amusement for a moment. JACOB: If we're going to work together, the first thing we should discuss is strategy. Now, your attempts at meeting the Replicators head-on are only going to result ... O'NEILL: Jacob. J-J-Jacob. I got it. I've got a better idea. Instead of helping you, why don't we sit back and watch you get your a** kicked? That way, you'll be dead, and we'll be glad! BAAL: You cannot be serious. O'NEILL: Yes I can. I just choose not to some of the time. BAAL: With your insolence you're dooming not just your world but all of humanity. O'NEILL: I think big! Quote: BAAL: This one. JACOB: How do you know? BAAL: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing. ... BAAL: Now, this one. CARTER: That one took us in the wrong direction. JACOB: All-knowing, huh?! [edited] Forgot the new one: BAAL: Over 600 channels and nothing to watch. xd
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:20 pm
Avalon Part 2(I think)
Daniel: Well, what happened?
Mitchell: The whole place started falling apart.
(Vala turns away, and Daniel looks at her)
Daniel: What did you take?
Vala: I'm sure I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
Daniel: Truth of Spirit, what did you take?
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