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 Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:35 pm
 John Wayne or Big Boss. Conditions: Does it really matter?
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:59 pm
John Wayne is the Duke. He wins. End of Discussion.
Next fight!
Goblins v.s Kobolds.
Condition: There is only one mountain and they can't share.
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:43 pm
Kobolds, superior numbers.
Mages vs Howitzers
Conditions: Open ground, rolling hills. Mages get whatever structure they want
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:10 pm
....mages. Mages don't even need a structure. Magic can stop a bullet before it even leaves a chamber. The only handicap that a mage might have is the perception that magic is "slow" a perception that many nonmages find out is false far too late. Giving them the option of a fortified structure only increases their chance of a total victory.
Scotch vs Voldka
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:56 am
I know little about alcohol, being a teetotaler, however, I do believe that of the two Voldka is the drink that gets mixed most often with highly caffinated beverages, which I do enjoy, so I'll have to guess Voldka.
A cheat that would let you play as Sean Connery in Goldeneye for the N64 or a cheat that would let you play as Luigi in Mario64.
Conditions: You get the accent or the explosive Smash Bros. punch.
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:58 pm
I am going to have to go with the younger of the plumber bros. on this one. One inch punch, that is all you need to know.
Ditka vs. Lombardi
Conditions- Ditka has his p***s meds, and it will be fought in Green bay.
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:12 pm
SaintBastard I am going to have to go with the younger of the plumber bros. on this one. One inch punch, that is all you need to know. Ditka vs. Lombardi Conditions- Ditka has his p***s meds, and it will be fought in Green bay. Further conditions required to answer: Weather Conditions. If [Temp<40 and Percipitation>0] or Temp<20 -> Lombardi Else Ditka The 2006 Kansas City Royals vs. A rag-tag group of wineos, amputees, and the elderly. Conditions: They are playing baseball.
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:20 am
I have to go with the Wineos amputees and the elderly. The Royals could not beat a little league team this, err any year past 1985.
Tom Jones vs. David Bowie in a battle to the sex with most women. Both are in their prime.
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:06 am
Tom Jones, because the number of women Bowie has slept with can be negated by the number of men he's slept with.
Black and white photos vs. color photos.
Conditions: both are exposed, processed, and printed at the highest quality possible for each form of photography.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:29 am
Though many subjects are best in color, I'll have to go with black and white, as I believe there are more that are better in said colors.
Giant Carrot Plushie in your house or Bunny Tail on your butt? Conditions: The bunny tail is fluffy enough that you can see it from front view.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:08 am
Bunny Tail because every time I try to edit my house with the carrot in my inventory I get some load error.
Ok, so hoolah hoops or miniature trampoline?
Conditions: Actractive women are using them but not in that creepy "I'm a little kid!" way.
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:33 am
Hoola hoops. Mini Trampolines don't do the trick.
Underboob, sideboob, backboob, or good old fashioned top-down clevage?
Conditions: Attractive woman, as opposed to "actractive," and you're catching a glimpse despite some form of top.
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:39 am
They all win 3nodding Ok,  12,050 AOL CDs or the box of tissues on top of them? Edit: Picture fixed*
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:00 pm
The box of tissues, as it grants better internet access.
12,050 AOL CDs as a table or as wallpaper?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:54 pm
Wallpaper because they make a terribly unstable table (I'm lucky they don't fall over as it is.)
Ok, the tissue box or the light switch?
Conditions: The tissue box only has 8 tisues left.
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