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 Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:11 am
*a black car pulls up*
SuitGuy#1: Hey, little girl.
SuitGuy#2: We're here representing Don Cornholio.
He's been noticing you doing business on his turf.
SuitGuy#1: He doesn't like it...not one bit. And trust me...
you don't want him upset.
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:32 pm
Sunako: *under her breath* Tch, there's always something that comes up.
I'm just a little girl running a corn stand selling a corn shaped
back massager. There's nothing to be upset about here. (-^_^-)
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:37 pm
jin: whoa there.
*steps between suit guys and sunako*
you two may or may not be aware, but this girl and her stand is currently under the protection of the Justice Insurance Network.
and as your Don knows, any and all persons or places of buisness under their protection are to be allowed to operate with absolute freedom, reguardless of what they are doing, where they are doing it, who they are doing it to.
or do i need to remind him why that little peace treaty was signed in the first place?
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:29 am
*drools at guys in suits* emotion_kirakira emotion_drool
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:13 am
SuitGuy#2: *smiles at Naia*
Why hello there.
SuitGuy#1: Not now. We're on the job.
SuitGirl: *steps out of the car*
Hmph, Justice Insurance Network.
*takes out a bag of unpopped kernels and both suit guys take a handful*
There's a funny loophole in that treaty.
*the guys take out straws and put the kernels in their mouth*
The protection doesn't include non-lethal food related attacks.
*suit guys shoot/spit the kernels into the corn stand*
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:34 pm
*blocks kernels with a billboard*
clever girl.
you are correct. as long as the violence is non-lethal and food related, the network can't intervene.
however, two can play that game
*picks up some corn from the stand*
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:06 pm
Bystander: Watch out he's got some corn!
Vincent: Whoa whoa...this is starting to escalate quickly.
Think about this Jin.
Sunako: We're done thinking!
*grabs the corn massager. It vibrates
as she raises it like a sword*
This is my Loli Corn stand and you're not taking it!.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:55 pm
*lights a cob of corn on fire and jams it into the gas tank of the car*
FREEEEDOOM!!!
*car explodes*
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:09 am
*popcorn fly off in all directions*
SuitGirl: My Car!
SuitGuy#1: We have other cars.
SuitGirl: ....But that one was mine.
Don't just stand there get them!
*the suit guys split off and begin peppering
Jin and Sunako with Kernels*
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:31 pm
*ducks behind the stand trying to light a cob of corn of fire*
now now, i know we didn't get off to the best start.
some things were said, some things were broken.
but i think we can really just start over.
*spark catches*
so what do you say?
friends?
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:37 pm
SuitGuy#1: You know maybe he's right. Maybe we've been doing this the wrong
way. Instead of trying to extort a little girl's stand maybe we should use her as
and asset. Become partners in this struggling industry. Cooperation would
be best for all of us instead of a monopoly...
SuitGirl: ...oh sorry, I wasn't paying attention because it sounded like someone
was being a prissy little b***h. You want to know what I say?
I say eat it!
*throws the corn dog*
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:29 pm
*corn dog bounces off stand*
i admire her conviction.
the other guy, not so much.
*lights corn on fire and throws it over the SuitGuys/Girl, it explodes and sends burning corn in every direction*
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:01 pm
Sunako: Gah there's corn everywhere!
*people run in all sorts of directions. A pedestrian is hit by a car.*
Vincent: Wow, this is really escalating.
Sunako: Oh no, my corn stand is on fire!
Vincent: Here use this corn oil.
Sunako: *pours on corn oil making the fire bigger*
Why did I just use corn oil?
Vincent: I don't know try the corn syrup.
Sunako: *pours corn syrup making the fire even bigger*
What the heck!?
Vincent: I guess corn is just naturally combustible. Fancy that.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:54 am
*fire and police department show up*
police chief:*with megaphone*
stop this nonsense right now!
you are hurting the corn
police officer#2: think of the children!
jin: oh great.
these guys again.
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:20 am
SuitGuy#2: *running around like mad while his hair is on fire*
I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire!
SuitGirl: Quick put him out!
SuitGuy#1: Just stop, drop, and roll!
SuitGuy#2: *runs in on to the road while screaming and gets hit by a car*
SuitGirl: Crap, that's not good. The Po Po are here too. It's time to leave.
SuitGuy#1: In what? The car is totaled.
SuitGirl: ......
*runs away after a long pause*
SuitGuy#1: Hey wait!
*runs after her*
Val: ....well, that escalated quickly
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