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 Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:47 pm
What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose?
A polynomial ring!
looool math jokes ;3
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 4:03 am
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I cant take this, youre my friend."But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bets a bet."Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 Oclock news, so I cant take your money". The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didnt think he would jump again!" wink
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 4:04 am
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 5:45 pm
Ummm what do you call cheese thats not yours
Nacho cheese biggrin corny but thats all i could think of
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 11:14 pm
Chemistry Joke :
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates. rofl
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 10:59 am
Why did Phillip hate his name ?
His Brother Says : Hey Phillip ! Feel up de's nuts ! (Dirty) yum_puddi
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 4:41 pm
chelseajns485 Ummm what do you call cheese thats not yours Nacho cheese biggrin corny but thats all i could think of It's not corny. It's cheesy... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 5:23 pm
Boy: Babe, does it hurt?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Okay, let me try to put it in slowly.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: Does it still hurt?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Okay, let's get another shoe size.
It's wrong. xD
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 7:22 pm
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:30 am
Ok so a blonde goes to the doctors and complains that everywhere she touches hurts he checked and noticed her hand he said your finger is broken smile so everywhere you touched had to hurt cause of the phone
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:19 am
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her "What happened?"
She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?"
"The person called back." razz
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 1:44 pm
where does the cat go to get his tail fixed?
the re-tail store
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:31 pm
A teacher asks his class to write down what they believe in. Two students volunteered to share there answers. Girl 1 says i believe in true,love and peace. Girl 2 stands up next and says i believe in lettuce. The teacher looks at her dumbfounded and ask why? She says because no one likes it :3 she screams PRAISE THE LETTUCE! Lol this is a true story betwee me and my friend.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:47 pm
Congratulations to our winners! 4laugh
10K: Bariana
5K: vampireluvr97, xxtam
Keep the jokes coming !!! lol
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