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 Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:44 am
OMG! Kenny killed death!
The b*****d!
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 11:51 am
ok someone was bound to do this so it may as well be me::
TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND! - Buzz Lightyear
LMFAO I HAD TO ADD THAT TO THIS PLACE
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:09 pm
Standing In Line To See The Show Tonight And There’s A Light On,Heavy Glow. By The Way I Tried To Say I’d Be There Waiting For.
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:49 am
The most versatile word in the english langauge = ********. For example it can make up almost an entire sentence by itself i.e. ******** the ******** ********.
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:40 am
One dark day
In the middle of the night
Two dead boys
Got up to fight
They stood back to back
And faced each other
Drew their swords
And shot each other
One deaf cop
Who heard the noise
Came to kill
The two dead boys
Now if you don’t believe this
Lie is true
Ask the blind man
He saw it too
biggrin My favorite quote
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:21 am
In the Grim Darkness of the future there is only Plague and Death!
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:49 pm
Got milk?
Then you're a human who deserves to die.
-Futurama
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:52 pm
*bender shines F-ray on fry's......yeah*
OW MY SPERM!
*bender does it again*
....nothing happened that time
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:51 am
Doh!-ritos - Homer Simpson Doritos advertisement!
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:17 am
Let the randomness continue!
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:37 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:52 am
"Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it... but only you can feel it's true warmth!
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:14 am
Ok there are some things that shouldn't be quoted! stare *looks up at the post above him!*
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 7:18 pm
Favorite Final Fantasy quotes:
*Squall, Zell and Selphie have the same dream*
Selphie: I had a wonderful dream!!!
Squall: (I dreamed I was an idiot).
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Rinoa: Hugging like this reminds me of how my mother and I used to be.
Squall: ....I am not your mother.
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*Zidane accidentaly touches Garnet's butt*
Garnter: AAAAAH!
Zidane: Oooh, soft.
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Xenosaga quotes:
*Shion and Allen are trapped in a escape pod in the middle of the space, Kos-Mos is their only salvation*
Shion: Kos-Mos! Get us out of here!!
Allen: We might die of starvation here before a rescue fleet comes!
Kos-Mos: My sensors indicate that judging by the space you have there, the air would ran out in 46 hours so you will die of suffocation before starvation.
Allen: Aah, that is good....SUFFOCATION?!
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:19 pm
*great buffy quote to live by*
Spike: youre not friends...youll never be friends. youll be in love till it kills you both. youll fight, and youll shag, and youll hate eachother till it makes you quiver but youll never be friends. love isnt brains children its blood, blood screamin inside of you to work its will. (heres the good part) i may be loves b***h. but at least im man enough to admit it!
(spike making fun of angel on rooftop)
girls voice: how can i thank you you mysterious black clad hunk of the night thing?
deep voice: no need little lady your tears of gratitude are enough for me. you see......i was once a badass vampire but love and a pesky curse defanged me and now im just a biiiiig fluffy puppy with bad teeth. no...not the hair! never the hair!
girls voice: but there must be some way i can show my appreciation
deep: no! helpin those in needs my job. and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truely thanks enough.
girl: i understand.....i have a nephew whos gay so-
deep: say no more! evil is still afoot and im almost out of that nancy boy hairgel i like so much. quick! to the angelmobile! away!
yeah i realise i have too much free time on my hands.......
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