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 Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:41 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Your music attracts several Tasmanian Devils, who immediately jump into your pants.
I'm watching a music video.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:53 am
Youre watching the Music Video of Bad Romance, Lady Gaga seductively crawls out of the screen, kisses you and devours you into little bit sized pieces.
I going to buy Halo Reach
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:03 pm
You found out the game was real and aliens jump from the TV, invaded and destroyed your home, and devoured your arms.
I'm reading my favorite book.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:35 pm
you get a massive papercut and you bleed to death
im doing my comp 1 homework
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:57 pm
Then you computer came to live and started to beat you up with your bed.
I making a model 1887.
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:27 am
a part brakes off and jabs in your eye.
Im watching the movie, "A Bug's Life"
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:42 pm
You extremely allergic to bugs, even seeing them causes you stuff, so since the movie was covered with bugs, around the end of the movie you get a massive case of rash and an extreme cold...of course leaving you to a hospital
...Im petting my puppy :3
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:21 pm
ur puppy who was replaced earlier in the day by a evil shapeshifter who turns into a nasty green color an bites off your toes than chews your face to a bloody pulp
i am watchin dont forget the lyrics wit my rommi heart and singin along wit it lol!
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:19 pm
The singer is so bad so you go deaf.
I'm watching House
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:04 pm
He pops out of the TV, goes insane, and slices you down the center(like in his coma ^.^)
im playin da piano.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:07 pm
your mom goes insain because you can't play it right and shots you^^
i'm on the set of mythbusters^^
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:38 pm
You get hit upside the head by a falling set light. (disappointed? dramallama )
I'm standing in a windowless, doorless, empty room.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:45 pm
You get crushed by a giant ape jumping on the building which was obviously built a long time ago, since there is no windowless, or doorless empty rooms.
((I like to get creative))
I'm eating a tootsie roll pop.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:05 pm
Ahh, the tootsie roll pop. Perfectly safe, that! That is, until someone asks you how many licks it takes to get to that tootsie roll center. Like all tootsie roll pop scholars, you opt to take on this challenge. Taking the tootsie roll pop outside in 9-degree Fahrenheit weather so as to ensure the pop does NOT melt along the way from licking (for it to do so would render the experiment null and void, for you could not get the exact answer then). Yet this is colder than you expected, for midway through your tongue got stuck to the frozen chocolate.
Sure, you COULD HAVE come inside and just waited for it to melt, but you forgot your house keys and locked yourself out of the house. So, hospital it was.
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:24 pm
Snape mistook you for James Potter and used the tourcher curse on you.
I'm playing pattycake with Freddy Kruger and Jason Vorhese! burning_eyes
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