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 Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:31 pm
Then, the ghosts of the Sith got really pissed off and eradicated any trace of those poop throwing monkeys by possessing them and making them eat their own poop, or jump off cliffs, or drown, or strangle themselves, or listen to Kyoto make them anxious enough to explode and die by talking about a book they really, really want.
The Jedi float around idly because they can.
A race of intelligent snails are born.
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:33 am
The snails were to small to do anything and were flattened by the book in question.
Sadly though, Kyoto has placed the book aside for a day or two inorder to read some more Star Wars comics.
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:33 pm
The comicbooks burst into flame, and then they are replaced with rabid Inuyasha fangirls who think he's Inuyasha.
Run, Kyoto, RUN!1
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:10 am
Kyoto does not run! He has a bat and a whip, and is able to fend them off because he looks like a girl!
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:09 pm
The fangirls explode and out comes a lifetime supply of candy.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:08 am
Only the candy was rotten and made everyone throw up.
In it's place a new leader was made up, who was not there and did nothing!
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:34 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:40 am
Your mamma's pelvic bone implodes in which a quantum singularity is created.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:46 am
Pooky is withing GmShRkN would come back, and so another sun implodes, because it can.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:51 am
"Willy-Nilly frolicked in the daisy."
"As Zorbos' tentacles pickup the person."
"'I'm so silly' said Willy-Nilly "
"As Zorbo sucked its brains through a straw."
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:56 am
Every single toilet in existance explodes.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:49 am
Then the hands come out of no where, and start slapping people!
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Alex L. Skyhopper Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:00 pm
Giant thumb tacs began to stab the hands
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:05 pm
The hands then master the art of the thumb tacks, and start throwing them at all the little people!
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:20 pm
A pair of metal prosthetic hands slap the real hands.
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