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Alex L. Skyhopper
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:08 pm


thank you uyo
PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 11:09 pm


I think I'll stay semi neutral.

Marijuana here is already semi legal. Well carrying small amounts around is.

Aveykin
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Rooster128

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 11:26 pm


sweet.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:33 am


What?

First thing I do when I get a drivers license is hopping the border.

>.>

LordLadinessofToast


Tech Magos Sejanus

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:36 am


I don't think its legal for non-citizens.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:47 am


Who's to say I'm not a citizen? I live close enough to the border that my accent shouldn't give me away. And it's not like they do random pot checks, right?

LordLadinessofToast


Tech Magos Sejanus

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:53 am


Hmm... who knows. I went for three weeks acting like I was a half deaf Irishman, Americans can be pretty stupid. The Americans might fall for it but those crafty Canadians might not. Just make sure to properly disguise yourself with an I HEART CANADA shirt with a maple leaf on it, or maybe a stuffed beaver.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:03 am


Should be able to work, and the border is only about a 3 mile drive. But that means going through Detroit. But I'll come up with a disguise. Something tree/flannel like. They'll never suspect! Well, some might, but I'm a pretty good actor.

LordLadinessofToast


Tech Magos Sejanus

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:06 am


Hmm.... Detroit... You'll need a multi-layer disguise. Dress up as a racoon or pine tree until you hit the border. Then make sure your wearing your Canadian disguise underneath and tear of the other disguise as yoiu reach the border. The people of Detroit will never suspect a car driving pine tree of being Canadian!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:10 am


Materials needed:
Tree disguise- For being sneaky
"Canada" Shirt- For being uber sneaky
Pepper spray- For Detroit
SwitchBlade- For Detroit..
Gun, easily aquired during hunting season- For Detroit....

>.> I will go to Canada! And consume and admire!

LordLadinessofToast


Tech Magos Sejanus

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:15 am


Make that gun either a 30 ot 6 (know how to say, unsure of spelling) or a nice .22 pistol, or both. The 30 ot 6 makes a nice, loud bang that scares off small children, adults, and nearby squirrels. It also makes fist sized exit wounds in watermelons. The .22 can be silenced and ammo comes in bricks of 500.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:18 am


I like the sound of the .22, and I've seen some around in the stores. That way they'll never know what hit them, less evidence against me if they can't here the shot comming from my direction too.

pirate

LordLadinessofToast


Tech Magos Sejanus

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:21 am


Then use hollow point slugs, less evidence. They explode on impact, making it damn near impossible to identify the source weapon. If you need a silencer just duct tape an empty coke bottle to the barrel. It may shorten the range and make it slightly less accurate, but almost no noise for the first shot. Or spend some money on a real one.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:23 am


You could always use a .50, bullets longer than your finger and leaves watermelon sized holes in watermelons. But it makes more noise than a 747 taking off. Deafens anyone not wearing ear plugs within 10-20 feet.
Hehe... that b*****d watermelon didn't know what hit him. He's all over an out door shooting range now.

Tech Magos Sejanus


LordLadinessofToast

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:24 am


Like I said, I can probably get this stuff real easy during deer season, it's like a national sport here. Sounds good though, because I'm not going through Detroit unarmed.
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