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 Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:22 pm
Mel: Pre, ano password mo sa Friendster?
Jay: SupermanBatmanSpiderManXmen
Mel: Ba't naman ang haba?
Jay: Minimum of 4 characters daw di ba? So apat pa lang nga yun.
Mel: Xmen na lang sana... madami na sila di ba?
Jay: Oo nga. Di ko naisip yon.
Mel and Jay: Mwahahaha!!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:55 am
AkoSiAzumi Grabe, ang dami nyong banat ah. Hahaha. Wala talaga ako maisip na banat pramis... Ikaw lang kasi ang nasa isip ko 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:58 am
Dirahx kid: ma! dalian mo si kuya nagbigti sa banyo! mother: ano?! nagmadali yung nanay papunta sa banyo. wala pala dun yung anak nya. mother: ikaw talaga. tinakot mo ako! wala naman yung kuya mo dun eh. kid: joke lang! sa kwarto siya nagbigti. wala lang. nakakatawa eh. rofl rofl
haha, natawa din ako. ambagsik. XDD akala ko concerned yung bata. hihi. whee
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:47 am
santino nhuli my kodigo. teacher: ano to? santino: prayer ko po mam! teacher: e bakit answers ang nakasulat?!.. santino: hala?! cnagot na ni bro ang prayers ko! thanks bro! Haha.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:41 am
lalaki manghuhula.
BOY: Miss,
GIRL: Hmm? Bakit?
BOY: Huhulaan kita, akin na kamay mo.
GIRL:*kilig* uhmm, okay sige.
BOY: Aaahhhmmm, wala ka pang boyfriend no?
GIRL:*kinilig lalo* hmm, yes, pano mo nalaman?
BOY: Aaahhhmmm, AMPANGET MO KSE. haha XPP
--haha, okay sige korny na.
nabasa ko sa newspaper ng school nmen. haha, sa comics.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:43 am
A guy and his girlfriend were standing in front of a mirror.
GIRL: What do you see?
*the guy smiled and said..*
BOY: the rest of my life.
waaaa. kilig :">
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:46 am
One day BF gave his GF a gold ring as a gift.
BF: I bought this ring because of a 4 letter word.
GF: *kilig* Was it LOVE?
BF: Hindi ah! It was, SALE wink
hahaha, basag. XDD ankyyoot nung guy, sarap sampalin. whee
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:51 am
TEACHER: Ano ba naman tong pangalan mo, ang panget.
CONSTANTINO DOMINGO, in short CONDOM.
STUDENT: Okayy lang po yun mam, kesa naman po sa asawa nyo, SUPREMO POTENTACIO, inshort SUPOT.
XDD wahaahaha, natawa ako ulet. hihi
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:56 am
QUOTE NA PAMPALUBAG LOOB SA MGA KUBA:
"Smile is the only Curve that make things straight, and so your back."
Hahaha, pasensya na kung korni. gusto ko lang magshare, XDD
BWAHAHAH.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:10 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:29 pm
BWAHAHA.
knock knock
who's there?
may kumaway.
may kumaway who?
may kumaway downtown walking fast faces pass and i'm home bound, whee
wahahahahahahaha, natatawa ako.
> biggrin pasensya na talaga ahh. bangag ee.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:55 pm
Chuck Norris vs. Manny Villar.....
Chuck Norris: When I do push-ups, I don't lift myself up. I push the world down. My house has no doors. Only walls that I walk through. I can speak Braille. I have counted to infinity. Twice, and I can divide by zero.
Manny Villar: Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura??
Chuck Norris:.....................
Chuck Norris: REMATCH! Panis si Chuck Norris! rofl
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:20 pm
Don Chuvabebot Mel: Pre, ano password mo sa Friendster? Jay: SupermanBatmanSpiderManXmen Mel: Ba't naman ang haba? Jay: Minimum of 4 characters daw di ba? So apat pa lang nga yun. Mel: Xmen na lang sana... madami na sila di ba? Jay: Oo nga. Di ko naisip yon. Mel and Jay: Mwahahaha!!! dba poe sa libro ng jay panti toh xD
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:25 pm
SPONGEBOB: Anong nangyare sa papel na nahulog sa dagat?
PATRICK: Ewan,
SPONGEBOB: Edi nahugasan!
Wahahahhahahahahhahaha, natatawa akooooo XDDDD haha
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