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I can't believe no one's posted this yet!

For Dorian and her gang, and Cori and hers:

Teenagers



they're gonna clean up your looks
with all the lies in the books
to make a citizen out of you
because they sleep with a gun
and keep an eye on you, son
so they can watch all the things you do

because the drugs never work
they gonna give you a smirk
'cause they got methods
in keeping you clean
they gonna rip up your heads
your aspirations to shreads
another cog in the murder machine

they said all teenagers scare the living s**t out of me
they could care less as long as someone'll bleed
so darken your clothes
or strike a violent pose
maybe they'll leave you alone
but not me

the boys and girls in the clique
the awful names that they stick
you're never gonna fit in much, kid
but if you're troubled and hurt
what you got under your shirt
will make them pay for the things that they did


they said all teenagers scare the living s**t out of me
they could care less as long as someone'll bleed
so darken your clothes
or strike a violent pose
maybe they'll leave you alone
but not me

Another one for Dorian, I'm on a role lately... blame my play lists.

Back In Business (by Madonna <3 hahaha)
I'm gonna show you that good guys don't always win
I'm gonna show you the brighter side of living in sin.
So when you're six feet under, you won't wonder why
Just 'cause you got a halo don't mean that you can fly.
If you thought it was over, you're way off track
You made a blunder, and...

You put me back, back in business,
(put me back and I'm on the right track.)
This ain't no hit or miss, I'm gonna get my way.
'Cause you put me back, back in business,
(put me back and I'm on the right track.)
You're my first witness, and I'm here to stay.

I'm gonna show you good guys always finish last
Speaking of virtue, being nice is a thing of the past.
When I want something done, I'll say it with a gun
Just 'cause you're an angel don't mean you're having fun.
I just wanted to thank you for what you lack
Hope they don't hang you, 'cause...

You put me back, back in business,
(put me back and I'm on the right track.)
This ain't no hit or miss, I'm gonna get my way.
'Cause you put me back, back in business,
(put me back and I'm on the right track.)
You're my first witness, and I'm here to stay.

(Spoken smile You don't know if you want to hit me or kiss me.
I just wanted to thank you for what you lack
Hope they don't hang you, 'cause...

You put me back, back in business,
(put me back and I'm on the right track.)
This ain't no hit or miss, I'm gonna get my way.
'Cause you put me back, back in business,
(put me back and I'm on the right track.)
You're my first witness, and I'm here to stay.

She's back in business now
Give me a hand and I'll take a bow.
She's back in business now.
She's coming back in style
Give me an inch and I'll take a mile.
She's back and why oh why.

(repeat - fade out.)

Bari darling, it's *roll, not *role (stop going to bed at 4 am you buttnugget, or I'll sick Claire on you since you clearly aren't using your time productively anyway! scream )

You guys are so lazy lol. You're just taking songs and not changing the lyrics at all. That goes in "songs in the key of Ohtori." XD I'm gonna try to find a song for Adrian or Sofie... they're so much harder for this.

Bari/Pyro: I challange you to fit one of the Legally Blonde musicals to be sung by an Ohtori character! GO!

It's cool. xd It's really hard to come up with good "rewrites" of songs. Once I have some more free time I'd like to try it again. 3nodding

Fine Yam...I ACCEPT your challenge....be ready... mad

REMIX!

Maarten, the Overly Powerful a*****e!



Maarten:
Who do they think they are?
That team has tangled with the wrong man!

Adelaide:
Like hell.

Maarten:
No one's says that about me!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.

Adelaide:
Poor baby.


Maarten:
As a captain, no, I'm intimidating!

Adelaide and Soccer Team:
God, what a guy, that Maarten!
Give five "******** yous!"
Give twelve "up yours!"

Adelaide:
Maarten is the worst
Of all the school's drips!

Soccer Team:
No one flaunts like Maarten,
Fails at taunts like Maarten!

Adelaide:
In a soccer match nobody bites like Maarten!

Cori and Rachel and Dorian:
But there's no one as burly and brawny!

Maarten:
As you see I've got biceps to spare. *flex*

Adelaide:
It's just his brain that is scraggly and scrawny!

Maarten:
Shut up!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with haaaaaair!



Soccer Team:
No one's poor like Maarten,
Screws them whores like Maarten!

Adelaide:
And in a class war, spread lies galore like Maarten!

Maarten:
But I'm especially good at pounding low lifes!
Hi-yah!

Soccer Team:
No points for Maarten!

Maarten:
When I was a lad, I read four dozen books
Ev'ry morning to help me be smart
Now that I'm grown I beat kids, not read books
So I'm not about to be thrown by upstarts!

Soccer Team:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
God, what a guy, that Maarten!
No one sucks up like Maarten
Follows the lead like Maarten!

Adelaide:
Then goes getting tromped by kid's shoes like Maarten.

Maarten:
I use soccer balls in all of my decorating!

Soccer Team:
God, what a guy,
Maarten!

I don't think we've had an Akio/Anthy song. So here we go:


Hellraiser
by Tom Smith


Welcome, nice to meet you,
We've been waiting for so long,
In the hope that you'd drop by our little store.
We may not be accessible
To everyone, it's true,
But we've got everything you want and more.

So many other eyes have held the anguish in your own,
Ambition burns within you like a fire,
And I believe we have the thing
To satisfy your every black desire.

The things you want are found beyond doors
More obscure than mine,
But they will open if you have the proper key.
The pleasures of the ages
And the tortures of the damned
Are at your fingertips for just a modest fee.

And each sadistic fantasy exceeds the one before,
You'll not believe the wonders to unfold,
The mystery and majesty locked up
Inside this box of black and gold.

You twist it, and you pull it, and you twist a little more,
Then you wait for your new playmates to rise up from the floor.
If you want to buy damnation, I've got some to sell,
Come take a chance and raise a little Hell.

The greatest aphrodisiac
Is power, so they say,
Ambition leads to daring new extremes.
But goals are meant to be fulfilled,
And once you have, your careful-knit
Existence can unravel at the seams.

Contentment leads to boredom, to frustration, to the grave,
A wasted life of emptiness and pain...
Unless, of course, you walk the roads
A lesser man would surely call insane.

The world is made of other worlds
We barely know are there,
And beings that we cannot understand.
Some are helpers, some are healers,
Some have made an art form
Of the vivisection of their fellow man.

You'll marvel at their scrupulous attention to detail,
Creativeness and exquisite technique,
And when they've had you for awhile,
You'll say "I love you" every time you shriek.

They tease you, and caress you, and they slowly break your heart,
Then oh-so-very carefully, they tear your soul apart.
If life means nothing more to you, I think you might as well
Come take a chance and raise a little Hell.

Everything is relative
Within the eyes of God,
Someone's pain brings someone else's delight,
And all it takes is just a subtle
Shift in point of view
To make the wrongs of Man seem good and right.

But I should give you warning that a thing that's done is done,
You cannot just abandon it and go,
And if you try, you may find out
Eternity is longer than you know.

They play with every inch of skin, and seek out every nerve,
An Inquisition giving you what you think you deserve.
Where agony and ecstasy unite, you'll never tell,
Come raise yourself a private little Hell.



The song is, indeed, based on the movie.