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La Sabre

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:55 pm


"If you don't want kids, you shouldn't have sex."
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:45 am


Why the ******** are you so selfish?

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XenoReiji
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:39 pm


sabre_the_bogle
"If you don't want kids, you shouldn't have sex."
Wait a breeder told you that? Cause I would have told you that is the best way to ensure you don't have kids.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:28 pm


it sounds like a breeder to me. Trying to say a person can't have one thing they may like without the other even though you dont want that. They think there forcing somebody to be miserable either way which means they win rolleyes

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:44 pm


XenoReiji
sabre_the_bogle
"If you don't want kids, you shouldn't have sex."
Wait a breeder told you that? Cause I would have told you that is the best way to ensure you don't have kids.
But you don't like sex, XenoReiji. Some of us do (although I only like it with myself, personally). And for breeders who propose we don't have it, I say we hand them all Planned Parenthood pamplets.

Or just say, "Oh, I have kids! Negative seven, in fact" and watch their horrified expressions.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:45 pm


bluecherry
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XenoReiji
Wow I hate stupid uneducated lines like that too... but I have never heard of it like that... anyway.. let me know how the letter goes... commonly people who don't take time to think or listen don't take time to read.

yeah, I wrote the letter last night. I'm typing it all up now.

That's what a court declared? mad sheeze, what if your fundamental intrest is in getting rid of it, huh?
*big, looming voice* YOU HAVE NO INTEREST BUT WHAT WE TELL YOU, FOOLISH LITTLE WOMAN.


really, so then you have just implied oh looming voice that you yourself told me I want to be rid of it? rofl
*big looming voice* AHEM. YOU HAVE NO INTEREST BUT WHAT WE, THE STATE, TELL YOU, FOOLISH LITTLE FEMALE CIVILIAN.

so, since I do want rid of this thing, it must mean they told me so for only their telling me so could make me want it so surprised
*big, more looming voice* NAY, HUMAN. YOU HAVE NO WANTS, YOU HAVE ONLY THE STATE'S WANTS.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:19 pm


XenoReiji
sabre_the_bogle
"If you don't want kids, you shouldn't have sex."
Wait a breeder told you that? Cause I would have told you that is the best way to ensure you don't have kids.


It comes up in the "HOMG Abortion is kills the babies gonk crying " threads all the time. It's always a pro-lifer saying, "if you don't want kids, don't have sex" or that if you're not mature/ready for kids don't have sex.

My thoughts? If I were in a relationship and wanted my sex life to suck, I would have kids. rolleyes
PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:51 pm


sybex Shark
*big, more looming voice* NAY, HUMAN. YOU HAVE NO WANTS, YOU HAVE ONLY THE STATE'S WANTS.

so then these are not my "feelings" of wanting it gone, meerely a manifestation of the STATE'S wants...which means the state wants it gone.

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XenoReiji
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:09 am


sybex Shark
XenoReiji
sabre_the_bogle
"If you don't want kids, you shouldn't have sex."
Wait a breeder told you that? Cause I would have told you that is the best way to ensure you don't have kids.
But you don't like sex, XenoReiji. Some of us do (although I only like it with myself, personally). And for breeders who propose we don't have it, I say we hand them all Planned Parenthood pamplets.

Or just say, "Oh, I have kids! Negative seven, in fact" and watch their horrified expressions.
Well me ish asexual.... or so I believe me has never actually done the deed. I just say that because of its track record.... I mean how many times in the history of humanity has not having sex ever resulted in an unwanted pregnancy.... NONE!!! (ish Atheist) it is the only 100% full-proof way to not have kids you don't want. Now I am not saying that there are not other forms of contraception I merely state that is the best one.

YES!!!! NEGATIVE NUMBERS RULEEE!!!!!.... Only with me it is not a look of horror more a look of confusion.... then after a short explaination of positive and negative numbers they FINALLY get it.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:12 am


sabre_the_bogle
XenoReiji
sabre_the_bogle
"If you don't want kids, you shouldn't have sex."
Wait a breeder told you that? Cause I would have told you that is the best way to ensure you don't have kids.


It comes up in the "HOMG Abortion is kills the babies gonk crying " threads all the time. It's always a pro-lifer saying, "if you don't want kids, don't have sex" or that if you're not mature/ready for kids don't have sex.

My thoughts? If I were in a relationship and wanted my sex life to suck, I would have kids. rolleyes
Oh yeah those threads.... they piss me off.... I like my Pro-life Thread....

YES THAT IS FANTASTIC.... to bad me really not concerned about sex life....

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:22 pm


I got this one from my mom a couple weeks ago.

"It's okay. When I was your age, I didn't want kids at all. You'll change your mind when you get older."
PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:25 pm


I got bingoed by my friend a month or two ago - "Aw... that's sad. You're parents won't have grandchildren." (for the record, even though I'm the eldest of 3, I don't see my younger sister being in a relationship with anyone because of how she is and my friend is convinced my youngest sister is a lesbian. my friend is also gay and encouraging me to breed so my parents have grandchildren. stare )

And then my roomie (who doesn't know about my CF status yet) found out I was one of 5 grandchildren on my dad's side (only 3 of us are biologically related to our grandparents) and so she joked about how I should hurry up and have lots of babies so that side won't "die out." sweatdrop

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:19 am


sabre_the_bogle
I got bingoed by my friend a month or two ago - "Aw... that's sad. You're parents won't have grandchildren." (for the record, even though I'm the eldest of 3, I don't see my younger sister being in a relationship with anyone because of how she is and my friend is convinced my youngest sister is a lesbian. my friend is also gay and encouraging me to breed so my parents have grandchildren. stare )

And then my roomie (who doesn't know about my CF status yet) found out I was one of 5 grandchildren on my dad's side (only 3 of us are biologically related to our grandparents) and so she joked about how I should hurry up and have lots of babies so that side won't "die out." sweatdrop
my dad's side is going to die out soon. I'm not having kids. My brother has no interests in girls.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:12 pm


heh, I know there's a pretty good chance we're dieing out last-name-wise. It's dwindled down by generations until my pop-pop had one guy that kept the name, and he had two girls, so the name is gone and even the DNA buck stops here since I'm obviously child free, and my sister is kind of undecided, but would'nt be able to keep another person alive for a week any way.

bluecherry


XenoReiji
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:57 am


sabre_the_bogle
I got bingoed by my friend a month or two ago - "Aw... that's sad. You're parents won't have grandchildren." (for the record, even though I'm the eldest of 3, I don't see my younger sister being in a relationship with anyone because of how she is and my friend is convinced my youngest sister is a lesbian. my friend is also gay and encouraging me to breed so my parents have grandchildren. stare )

And then my roomie (who doesn't know about my CF status yet) found out I was one of 5 grandchildren on my dad's side (only 3 of us are biologically related to our grandparents) and so she joked about how I should hurry up and have lots of babies so that side won't "die out." sweatdrop
Tell your friend that all liniage dies eventually whether it is through breeding it out or dying out.

Personally I am really happy to be the last person who has my family name. I can die with some significance in my life. Even if the fact that I have the last name is just a fluke
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