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 Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:06 am
Venom: By praying he doesn't tear me in half.
Question for Superman: Boxers or briefs? Oh wait, nevermind.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:30 am
Superman: Briefs, as you realized. They show off the other reason I'm called Superman.
Hey, Iron Fist, how in God's name did you score your own ongoing title?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:33 am
IRON FIST: I'm just that good wink
Hank McCoy do you dream of Tigra as much as Rick does?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:07 pm
On a sidenote, the Iron Fist series is no longer ongoing ... crying
Hank McCoy: Actually, I have a thing for little brown feral types ... go figure.
Jarvis, is there any Avenger you have to pull out the Pooper-scooper for?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:16 pm
Jarvis: Well there was this time when Reed brought Lockjaw over... xp
Greer can you scratch behind your Ears with your foot?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:43 pm
Greer: That'll be five bucks a minute.
Mystique, what's your favorite form?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:54 pm
Mystique: THAT'll be five bucks a minute.
Hey, Batman, just what does Alfred use to get rid of all the bat poop in the Batcave?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:55 pm
Batman: Jarvis.
Hey, Sue Richards. Can you walk in the morning, if you know what I mean? *wink, wink*
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:54 pm
Sue Richards: *sigh* Stretching doesn't help with 'girth' so unfortunately I could walk for miles and not be bothered ...
Hey, Thing, is your dork made of orange rock like the rest of your body?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:50 pm
Thing: I thought you would know by now sue.
hey jarvis what's your favorite food to cook at the mansion?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:52 pm
Jarvis: Anything NOT ordered by Thor. How in the world does he expect me to cook 'thine Ambrosia plucked from thine highest mount of Asgard, prepared during the winter solstice festival of Comely Maidens', anyways?!
Hey, d**k Grayson, are those 'rumors' about you and Bruce true?...YOU know what I mean...
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:00 pm
d**k: Ok, fine! Now that it is out in the open, I have to answer. It is true, everything you heard about me and Bruce ... we've ... started a line-dancing drag queen club in the Batcave on Thursday nights. I mean, this shouldn't be hard for me to tell people, I look amazing in that green sequined dress, and Bruce is MARVELOUS in the blue satin gown.
Hey Loki, did you use your powers of deception to tell yourself you looked GOOD in that golden horned crown thingy?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:03 pm
Loki: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU MORTAL, IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD ON ME; IT LOOKS STUNNINGLY RAVISHING AND THE MAIDENS ALL LOVE IT!!!!
Hey flash when in bed with a girl aren't you ever afraid of burning her alive with the friction at your speeds?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:16 pm
FLASH: I uhh... I'm uhh... a little... fast... for that.
Greer, fancy feast or tender vittles?
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 12:44 am
Greer: Meow Mix delivers the goods.
Question for Johnny Blaze: Does it ever get hot under there?
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