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What kind of Jokes are most funny?
  Blonde Jokes
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  Sexual Jokes
  So a guy walks into a bar.. Jokes
  Knock Knock Jokes
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  All of them! *giggles, chuckles, falls over and dies laughing*
  None of them. I don't have a sense of humour. Go away.
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Pyromaniacal Wave
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:44 pm


Korikuu
Oy, Diddi, did you get some new clothes? Did you always have those gloves? Those shoes? Your avvie looks different somehow XD
I think she stood up too razz She was kneeling before and that can make things look quite a bit different.

Haven't heard any of the recent jokes posted, but very funny. Anyone notice a underlying sexual/gender implication to pretty much all of the jokes? razz
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:22 pm


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I have a better picture of that stuck on my fridge with centered green writing underneath instead of beside it : D

Tood
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orangexpopsicles

PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:07 pm


hahaha that's a hott little dude.

and yeah, I bought new clothes, but I'm starting to hate them, so I'm definately changing. I might just delete my entire avatar, because I want different hair, and everything....
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:11 pm


I deleted my avatar, but it hasn't dissappeared.... this is odd... and the stupid avatar changes are done and being slow, and I hate it. *hmmph*

orangexpopsicles


Tood
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:10 pm


Yeah, we all know the happiness fairy is hawt 3nodding

Avatar saving is down, as you said Diddi, which sucks, a lot. I was messing around, and now my av is stuck ugly.

On a brighter note, it looks like I have a heart shaped, extremely over-sized, cell phone.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:39 pm


And I'm in my underwear=P lol It finally dissappeared, and I got this cute purple outfit I like, but avatar saving is done so I can't put it on her lol.

but I like the cell phone, Tood, it's hott=P

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:49 pm


Tood
Yeah, we all know the happiness fairy is hawt 3nodding

Avatar saving is down, as you said Diddi, which sucks, a lot. I was messing around, and now my av is stuck ugly.

On a brighter note, it looks like I have a heart shaped, extremely over-sized, cell phone.
Either that or you're listening to your heart. *cough* Sorry. Bad pun razz

*pokes* Look at everyone stuck in their positions. Mine nearly got stuck without even the gray underwear on, because for some reason the new whatever-it's-called-glamrock skirt I'm now wearing made the undies disappear but put no skirt on in their place. Luckily for me it was fixed just before the system gave out.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:54 pm


[Silvery Moon]
Tood
Yeah, we all know the happiness fairy is hawt 3nodding

Avatar saving is down, as you said Diddi, which sucks, a lot. I was messing around, and now my av is stuck ugly.

On a brighter note, it looks like I have a heart shaped, extremely over-sized, cell phone.
Either that or you're listening to your heart. *cough* Sorry. Bad pun razz

*pokes* Look at everyone stuck in their positions. Mine nearly got stuck without even the gray underwear on, because for some reason the new whatever-it's-called-glamrock skirt I'm now wearing made the undies disappear but put no skirt on in their place. Luckily for me it was fixed just before the system gave out.
Kristy, I'm a guy, that kinda rules out the "listening to your heart" possiblilty 3nodding

It's a cell phone.

A very big, bright red, heart shaped cell phone.


You would have been pants-less : O Banned from the "in your pants" topic until the avatar saving was back.

Tood
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Whatever Never Knew
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:57 pm


I WILL NOW ATTEMPT TO SUMMARIZE THIS TOPIC:

Kristy was nearly pantsed by the avatar system, but was saved by a stroke of luck.

Todd is ugly, but has a sexy (albeit oversized) cellphone to make up for it.

Huge, red, heart-shaped cellphones are IN.

And lime green is the new pink! mrgreen
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:01 pm


Tood
[Silvery Moon]
Tood
Yeah, we all know the happiness fairy is hawt 3nodding

Avatar saving is down, as you said Diddi, which sucks, a lot. I was messing around, and now my av is stuck ugly.

On a brighter note, it looks like I have a heart shaped, extremely over-sized, cell phone.
Either that or you're listening to your heart. *cough* Sorry. Bad pun razz

*pokes* Look at everyone stuck in their positions. Mine nearly got stuck without even the gray underwear on, because for some reason the new whatever-it's-called-glamrock skirt I'm now wearing made the undies disappear but put no skirt on in their place. Luckily for me it was fixed just before the system gave out.
Kristy, I'm a guy, that kinda rules out the "listening to your heart" possiblilty 3nodding

It's a cell phone.

A very big, bright red, heart shaped cell phone.


You would have been pants-less : O Banned from the "in your pants" topic until the avatar saving was back.
I woulda thought a big red heart shaped phone would've been out if you were a guy, too... No guy in his right mind carries around a huge heart shaped phone. I'm sure most of them would rather listen to their heart, which isn't visibly embarassing. If you ever see a dude holding anything large and heart shaped, I would enjoy seeing photos very much. I need a good laugh.

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Tood
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:03 pm


Using a heart shaped cell phones is the new "wearing pink".

Simple as that.



: O

Kristy, you'de better watch that summarizing title of yours.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:06 pm


I WANT PICTURES TOO LOL!!!

And ... when did lime green become the new pink? I want to take whoever changed this and smack them upside the head cause no way is pink out. Pink will forever be in!! Muwhahahaa

OMG! Todd ENJOYS carrying around big red, oversized, heart-shaped phones!?! That's sooo hott! (I say that wayyy to much. Ask anyone) Good Tood, cause you know you're completely masculine when.... heart heart heart

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Tood
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:10 pm


Dude, you guys are treating this big red heart thing like it's actually that insane.

Ok, tomorrow I'm going to get someone to make me a giant red heart out of carboard or something, and I'm going to tape it to the front of my shirt.
I'm sure the teachers won't care with the whole uniform crap.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:10 pm


OH OH OH OH OH!! It's back up!! just thought you'd all like to know lol

and to get back to the 'Jokes' part, I got this and thought it'd be good for a laugh:



BEER WARNING LABELS


Due to increasing product liability litigation, American beer
brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers :

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
a*****e.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN !!!

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your pants.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may make your think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung
Fu powers, resulting in you getting your a** kicked.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning
and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't
remember).

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to literally disappear.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

orangexpopsicles


orangexpopsicles

PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:14 pm


NEW DICTIONARY


ADULT :
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing
in the middle.

CANNIBAL :
Someone who is fed up with people.

DUST :
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST :
Someone me-deep in conversation

GOSSIP :
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

MOSQUITO :
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN :
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET :
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON :
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOMORROW :
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN :
An honest opinion openly expressed.
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