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 Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:39 pm
And makes freinds faster
even though those freinds are just
a bunch of fat turds
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:19 pm
A bunch of fat turds.
I think I just stepped in some.
Ew, it's on my shoe...
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:07 pm
Ew, it's on my shoe...
The art of haiku, butchered
Subject to poop jokes.
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:40 am
subject to poop jokes
are those fat losers who are
just constipated.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:24 am
Just constipated?
It isn't your fault, really.
Have you tried prune juice?
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:38 am
"Have you tried prune juice?"
Yes, sadly, but only once,
And NEVER again!
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:06 am
And NEVER again!
Shall I soil my street shoes working.
I have heels for that.
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:35 pm
"I have heels for that!"
The heel salesman harasses me,
"Please buy some from me!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:51 pm
"Please buy some from me!"
I said to the man, holding
a jar full of yeast
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:41 am
A jar full of yeast
Does not taste like unbaked bread
Oh, well. I'll try again.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:48 pm
Oh well, Ill try again.
For my castle washed away ,
I will need a friend.
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:07 am
I will need a friend,
for I'm new here at this guild,
a friend to guide me.
((Don't go hating me, I've never done a haiku before))
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