*teleports in, salutes*
ATTENTION COMMANDER AND MSU PERSONNEL: eek I have recently received detailed information that a large portion of The Hospitality State (referred to hereafter as Mississippi) has been overrun by the undead.
neutral These zombies were once human, slow, and possessed of a ravenous appetite. They do not appear intelligent in any way, but they are extremely resistant to damage, as their decay appears to have nullified their ability to feel pain.
Due to these factors, I believe that the Calhoun City region of Mississippi has had an outbreak of the T-virus which, left unchecked, could spread to other states.
The fact that these monsters are the walking dead, combined with the fact that, pre-outbreak, this was a state whose population was, by my calculations, made up of 87% high school football players, at this point, the largest threat to the vulnerable public should be the unbearable smell. But if the situation is left alone long enough, they will also be threatened by the incessant zombie moans, and of course, having their faces eaten
right off.The situation is, as of yet, not out of control and if swift actions are taken, I believe that the situation can be neutralized with a single MSU operative. Due to my pre-existing familiarity with the general area of the outbreak, and the fact that T-virus zombies are only truly neutralized by decapitation... or
twisted incineration... I volunteer to take the mission.
I estimate that the mission should take roughly five to seven days. I don't forsee any snags, but if I run into difficulty, I will contact you from the field.
See you in about a week, friends.
*salutes, marches off to quarters to begin packing*
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