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 Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:51 pm
I know, that's one crazy fish... but I don't understand what cleaning his tank has to do with this. Do you mean you didn't find any cameras in their? That would be silly, he'd obviously have to hold the camera just ouside of the bowl otherwize it would get wet and probably not work.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:54 pm
Shokushu I know, that's one crazy fish... but I don't understand what cleaning his tank has to do with this. Do you mean you didn't find any cameras in their? That would be silly, he'd obviously have to hold the camera just ouside of the bowl otherwize it would get wet and probably not work. Yes. That's right. There's a friggen conspiracy involving my Betta that somehow he has seen relatives that I haven't seen in the last 6-7 years.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:56 pm
Katastrophy Shokushu I know, that's one crazy fish... but I don't understand what cleaning his tank has to do with this. Do you mean you didn't find any cameras in their? That would be silly, he'd obviously have to hold the camera just ouside of the bowl otherwize it would get wet and probably not work. Yes. That's right. There's a friggen conspiracy involving my Betta that somehow he has seen relatives that I haven't seen in the last 6-7 years. Whoa whoa, I never said conspiracy. I'm just saying that I met your goldfish in a chatroom and he tried to sell me a bunch of picture of your distant relatives sleeping unawares of his presence when he took the pictures and planted queen ants in their front yards.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:02 pm
Shokushu Katastrophy Shokushu I know, that's one crazy fish... but I don't understand what cleaning his tank has to do with this. Do you mean you didn't find any cameras in their? That would be silly, he'd obviously have to hold the camera just ouside of the bowl otherwize it would get wet and probably not work. Yes. That's right. There's a friggen conspiracy involving my Betta that somehow he has seen relatives that I haven't seen in the last 6-7 years. Whoa whoa, I never said conspiracy. I'm just saying that I met your goldfish in a chatroom and he tried to sell me a bunch of picture of your distant relatives sleeping unawares of his presence when he took the pictures and planted queen ants in their front yards. Riiiiiiight. Sounds more like the work of a random pervert. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:07 pm
Hey, you said it, not me. Don't even think to accuse me of calling your fish a random pervert.
... and I know it was your fish because of the webcam. He was spitting water to hit the keys so it took a long time for him to type anything but it was definately your fish. No doubt about it.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:26 pm
Shokushu Hey, you said it, not me. Don't even think to accuse me of calling your fish a random pervert. ... and I know it was your fish because of the webcam. He was spitting water to hit the keys so it took a long time for him to type anything but it was definately your fish. No doubt about it. *looks at the position of the fishbowl. Looks at the position of the non-existant webcam. Looks at the keyboard* Right. You expect me to believe THAT?? whee
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:39 pm
Katastrophy Shokushu Hey, you said it, not me. Don't even think to accuse me of calling your fish a random pervert. ... and I know it was your fish because of the webcam. He was spitting water to hit the keys so it took a long time for him to type anything but it was definately your fish. No doubt about it. *looks at the position of the fishbowl. Looks at the position of the non-existant webcam. Looks at the keyboard* Right. You expect me to believe THAT?? whee No, I mean the fishbowl was in front of a computer in some cyber cafe (with a Really Kata, you need to learn how to tell when things are over the top. cup of coffee, you shouldn't let your fish drink stuff like that.) and blah blah crazy Any of the elements of satire can be difficult to recognize but come on stuff blah blah relative in dire danger yadda yadda. This was supposed to be so over the top that.. you know what? Just nevermind.-no-white-text-here-
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:42 pm
Shokushu Katastrophy Shokushu Hey, you said it, not me. Don't even think to accuse me of calling your fish a random pervert. ... and I know it was your fish because of the webcam. He was spitting water to hit the keys so it took a long time for him to type anything but it was definately your fish. No doubt about it. *looks at the position of the fishbowl. Looks at the position of the non-existant webcam. Looks at the keyboard* Right. You expect me to believe THAT?? whee No, I mean the fishbowl was in front of a computer in some cyber cafe (with a Really Kata, you need to learn how to tell when things are over the top. cup of coffee, you shouldn't let your fish drink stuff like that.) and blah blah crazy Any of the elements of satire can be difficult to recognize but come on stuff blah blah relative in dire danger yadda yadda. This was supposed to be so over the top that.. you know what? Just nevermind.-no-white-text-here- What'd you expect me to respond? xp
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:43 pm
whee i cooked dinner, and the trailer is still standing xd
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:47 pm
*teleports in, salutes*
ATTENTION COMMANDER AND MSU PERSONNEL:
eek I have recently received detailed information that a large portion of The Hospitality State (referred to hereafter as Mississippi) has been overrun by the undead.
neutral These zombies were once human, slow, and possessed of a ravenous appetite. They do not appear intelligent in any way, but they are extremely resistant to damage, as their decay appears to have nullified their ability to feel pain.
Due to these factors, I believe that the Calhoun City region of Mississippi has had an outbreak of the T-virus which, left unchecked, could spread to other states.
The fact that these monsters are the walking dead, combined with the fact that, pre-outbreak, this was a state whose population was, by my calculations, made up of 87% high school football players, at this point, the largest threat to the vulnerable public should be the unbearable smell. But if the situation is left alone long enough, they will also be threatened by the incessant zombie moans, and of course, having their faces eaten right off.
The situation is, as of yet, not out of control and if swift actions are taken, I believe that the situation can be neutralized with a single MSU operative. Due to my pre-existing familiarity with the general area of the outbreak, and the fact that T-virus zombies are only truly neutralized by decapitation... or twisted incineration... I volunteer to take the mission.
I estimate that the mission should take roughly five to seven days. I don't forsee any snags, but if I run into difficulty, I will contact you from the field.
See you in about a week, friends.
*salutes, marches off to quarters to begin packing*
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:49 pm
Um, maybe go along with it like, "Oh, that. Ya, he does that sometimes but I love him like a half cousin/-son in fish form-."
Or if you could think of something wierder that would be good too. Chat with me flows more smoothly if you build on crazy ideas instead of oposing them.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:53 pm
Insanity requires brainpower on my behalf. Yes, that seems strange, but as insanity is my natural state of being, when sleep-deprieved/not paying attention, I revert to being logical.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:56 pm
Archmage: Good luck valiant soldier! *Salutes*
Kata: Pfft, obviously a design flaw.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:15 pm
Not quite, it means that at least around 12 I can actually sit down and write an essay. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:19 pm
... I see how that could be a desirable ability. I'm trying to write one right now but my writing style keeps conflicting with the length I need the paper to be.
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