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 Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:41 pm
Tony: Hey when you play Santa at the office Christmas party and the Hulk sits on your lap ... you give him whatever the hell he wants to make him get off!
To Lex Luthor: Rogaine anyone?
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:04 pm
Luthor: Please. If you looked this good bald you'd have shaved it off long ago.
Say Dinah, regretting trading places with Shiva yet?
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:21 am
Jaeger_Ayers Say Dinah, regretting trading places with Shiva yet? I try to make it a policy to not regret anything. Deadpool! In regards to your encounter with Squirrel girl . . . are those wedding bells I hear?
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:40 am
Deadpool: I'm afraid my heart still belongs to Siryn. I wish she'd give it back, because the toaster I stuck in there to replace it is reaching the end of it's warrenty...
Hey Ollie. What is your political stance on gay marriage?
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:29 pm
I'm all for it. Finally Hal and I can be together! heart
Hey Question, exactly how long were you watching Montoya and her company that night?
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:16 pm
That's for me to know and you to read on my blog at myspace.com.
Admit it Mystique: You make money by shifting into the Geico Gecko and telling people how much money they can save on car insurance, right?
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:56 am
Mystique: What gave it away? The whole "theatrics are cheesy" bit?
Hey Cyclops, does it bother you that thousands of people across the world cheered when you kicked the bucket in X3?
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:00 pm
It's not easy being green. D< But sometimes it beats blue.
Captain Marvel, how often do you get teased for those flowery-looking things on your cape?
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:56 pm
Captain Marvel: Enough times that I now have to go to therapy three times a week for my suicidal tendencies.
Hey G'nort, what brand of flea powder do you use?
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:20 pm
Inque Clay Captain Marvel: Enough times that I now have to go to therapy three times a week for my suicidal tendencies.
Hey G'nort, what brand of flea powder do you use? *Scratch* Flea powder? *scratch, scratch* What is this "flea powder" of which you . . . *scratch, bite, scratch* speak? *Goes into a fyrry of scratching* Bluntman and Chronic . . . do you two have any actual superpowers?
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:40 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor Inque Clay Captain Marvel: Enough times that I now have to go to therapy three times a week for my suicidal tendencies.
Hey G'nort, what brand of flea powder do you use? *Scratch* Flea powder? *scratch, scratch* What is this "flea powder" of which you . . . *scratch, bite, scratch* speak? *Goes into a fyrry of scratching* Bluntman and Chronic . . . do you two have any actual superpowers? :Silent Bob's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eight grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a C.D. player using chicken-wire and s**t. ******** like MacGyver! No, ******** better than MacGyver! And me? I can make a fatty boom batty blunt anywhere, anytime! Then I guarantee you'll see an ocean, a sailboat and maybe some of them big-tittied mermaids doin' some of that lesbian s**t. So, Iron Fist, what was it like to pretend to be Daredevil?
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:34 am
Oh, it was great! Excedpt for the times when people kept asking me for legal advice . . . .
Power Girl! How long have you haboured the desire to be Batman's protegee?
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:51 am
About as long as you've harbored the desire to be Superman's protege.
Hey Moon Knight, with all the face ripping in your new title, I just have to ask; what do you use to keep your whites their whitest?
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:02 pm
The same bleach as Gandalf, of course!
You didn't think he really died, did you? A quick dye job and voila! Gandalf the White.
Andromeda, what did you think when Power Girl was hallucinating that she was you?
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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:16 pm
Andromeda: I was hallucinating that I was Jason Todd.
THE HORROR!!!! gonk
Hey, Supergirl! Who IS your secret boyfriend?
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