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 Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:45 am
That really depends on the morphological differences between the parent specimens. Most of them shouldn't be able to produce offspring in the first place but monsters aren't all that great at following the rules to begin with.
The monsters always have some perverse ritual or whatever to bend the laws of nature enough to make more of themselves...
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:36 pm
Shokushu That really depends on the morphological differences between the parent specimens. Most of them shouldn't be able to produce offspring in the first place but monsters aren't all that great at following the rules to begin with. The monsters always have some perverse ritual or whatever to bend the laws of nature enough to make more of themselves... that's really true, like this one time, i saw a monster divide like an amoeba!
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:16 pm
In case anyone wanted to know, my assumption is that the designation "vampire witch demon" and the tendencies of the subject means that the sister is not internally vampiric, but is a demon who feeds on the life of others and thus displays vampiric qualities; additionally, "witch" would lead me to believe that the monster can cast spells, also probably a result of demonic possession. I'd get the relics back out, get a bunch of mirrors or magnifying lenses to fire an intense beam of light towards the monster, and when she is stunned, use the holy objects again while reciting a common exorcism mantra.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:19 pm
Well Phil, that method sure beats my plan of telling her that she's a silly little nooblet, flicking her on the nose, and then skipping away; leaving her to internally question her own absurdity while I go chase butterflies. ^_^
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:57 pm
Jon: That's-! scream gonk stressed
You at least murderred the both of them violently right?
Phil: If she were a vampire demon witch I'd gladly accept that but she's clearly a vampire witch demon- in which case there's a small chance that she is not even truly vampiric but just enjoys the taste of blood or consumes it in rituals frequently. It's so hard to tell anymore...
Banshi: You don't understand the workings of the nooblet mind like I do. They'll just do something stupid like metally discredit your words or get angry and write in some blog about it.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:34 pm
Shokushu Jon: That's-! scream gonk stressed You at least murderred the both of them violently right? Phil: If she were a vampire demon witch I'd gladly accept that but she's clearly a vampire witch demon- in which case there's a small chance that she is not even truly vampiric but just enjoys the taste of blood or consumes it in rituals frequently. It's so hard to tell anymore... Banshi: You don't understand the workings of the nooblet mind like I do. They'll just do something stupid like metally discredit your words or get angry and write in some blog about it. there isn't any other way to murder something. and one can be vampiric without being a vampire.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:48 am
Banshi Well Phil, that method sure beats my plan of telling her that she's a silly little nooblet, flicking her on the nose, and then skipping away; leaving her to internally question her own absurdity while I go chase butterflies. ^_^ ... *thinks for a moment* You know what? Scratch that stuff I said earlier. I like this plan.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:09 am
Well ya, but that storm of mixed geneology could any of us really keep that sort of thing straight? In today's tempest or randomly combining monster species you never know what outlandish critter will pop up next and in all of the confusion anyone exposed to these things would surely go mad or at least become moderately confused when thinking of these sorts of things.
While we're all already crazy, we have something that keeps us functional throughout it all, most other things are ot so lucky.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:32 am
Archmage Banshi Well Phil, that method sure beats my plan of telling her that she's a silly little nooblet, flicking her on the nose, and then skipping away; leaving her to internally question her own absurdity while I go chase butterflies. ^_^ ... *thinks for a moment* You know what? Scratch that stuff I said earlier. I like this plan. Yay, somebody like my plan! ^_^ *Hugs the magey*
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:12 am
I agree that plan B (for Banshi) has a high probability of success and should be plan A, and that plan P should become plan B, and that plan C (nuke the planet from orbit) should remain as-is.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:17 am
Well, we can carry out plan B (A) in addtion to plan A (unassigned alpha value) while saving plan P (B) for any neccesary second attempts right?
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:23 am
Technically, yes. In all actuality, we're just going headlong forward to plan C.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:37 pm
Ah neat.
...but this isn't one of those "they use sunlight (or the moon or whatever) so we'll get rid of that and they will be crippled leading to an easy victory for us" things is it?
Or better yet, what effect would a removal of the moon have on lycanthropes and the lyke? (See that? I made one of those spelling combination things that are all the rage these days. Now I will be popular and get all of the women.)
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:40 pm
The removal of the moon would make all lycanthropes human permanetly. See Dragonball Z for proof.
ninja
[godlikecoverupguypowers]Phil did not just use a Dragonball Z reference.[/godlikecoverupguypowers]
That's why DCups has a negative setting on the new Celestial Body Projector (version 4.1). Buy yours today from the DCups Catalouge.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:48 pm
Phil Srobeighn That's why DCups has a negative setting on the new Celestial Body Projector (version 4.1). Buy yours today from the DCups Catalouge. *Considers buying one* What effect would it have on a celestial body like mine?
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