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 Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:56 pm
I actually do get a dime every time someone says it. Hence my fabulous richness.
Squirrel Girl, you've thrashed Thanos, kissed Speedball, and captured the entire fandom's heart. What are you going to do next?
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:30 pm
SG: Two words: wax job. cool
Saturn Girl, with your telepathy being so multipurpose, can you give us any tips on dating?
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:35 pm
Jimmy Olsen SG: Two words: wax job. cool Saturn Girl, with your telepathy being so multipurpose, can you give us any tips on dating? Saturn Girl: Men think about sex every 6 seconds. And might I add, ew. Hey Raven, why did you and Gar break up? crying
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:42 pm
R: The imbecile kept turning into a bird and quoting Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven". Apparently, he thought it was a turn-on. gonk
Hey Starfire, do you have any lipstick that doesn't look like a neon light show?
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:50 pm
Jimmy Olsen Hey Starfire, do you have any lipstick that doesn't look like a neon light show?
Cheshire, why have kids?
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:54 pm
(xD Good one!)
Cheshire: There's actually a lot more free time in being an assassin than you'd think.
Nightwing, why ditch the utility belt?
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:00 pm
Jimmy Olsen Nightwing, why ditch the utility belt?
Nightwing-Jason: Because I'm not Bruce.
Nightwing-d**k: Stop copying me!
Nightwing-Jason: Stop copying me!
Nightwing-d**k: I'm telling!
Nightwing-Jason: I'm telling!
*sounds of a fight*
So, Batman... hairy-chested love god or muscle-bound angst machine?
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:07 pm
Bats: Muscle-bound, hairy-chested angst-loving machine! domokun
So Kilowog, fess up, you're just the last of the Elseworlds Three Little Pigs, aren't you?
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 6:33 pm
Kilowog: What makes you *oink* think that?
Hey Bigby, now that you've had your first litter is Snow going to have you neutered?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 3:36 am
Bigby: Over my still twitching corpse, although that would probably be the only way I could get anywhere near here bed nowadays.
So Jamie Reyes, what is it about you that drives the Green Lanterns nuts?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:38 pm
Jaime Reyes: Clearly it's because they are green with envy over my blue threads.
Hey Plastic-Man, what was your most enjoyable shape-shift?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:42 pm
Greta Hayes Jaime Reyes: Clearly it's because they are green with envy over my blue threads.
Hey Plastic-Man, what was your most enjoyable shape-shift? Hey Lex, Whats with you and your recently develloped Kryptonite fetish?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:59 pm
Lex: The green really brings out my eyes.
Hey Dan Dedio, if Johns really did write Hal getting offed in IC #7, then why the hell did you make him change it? Probably be better all around to put him away again.
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 10:18 pm
DiDio: Because I'm tired of John Stewart.
((Hope I'm wrong about that one)) crying
Hey Jaime, are there any spawn campers filthier than the Swedes?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 8:54 am
Virgil Hawkins Hey Jaime, are there any spawn campers filthier than the Swedes? There are not. You know not the evil of the Swedes and their mooses. A moose bit my sister . . . . Hank McCoy! Do you sometimes just want to go where everybody knows your name?
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